Stupid little things that bug you

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

I was driving behind one of these tossers the other week and ironically they were driving like a tw*t. Didn't bother indicating, never gave way to oncoming traffic going down a sharp incline with obstruction on our side of the road.

Shove your sticker up your arse, it is your driving that is the danger to your offspring.

Saw one yesterday which read "Autistic Child Onboard". What's the purpose behind that?

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Arseholes that park waiting for their missus to do the shopping in the pick up/drop off zones at the supermarket

Twats that wait until all their stuff has gone past the till before they start packing it....then root around their colossal hand bag to find their card. Meanwhile my Chicago stuffed crust has defrosted. Twats !!!!!

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Saw one yesterday which read "Autistic Child Onboard". What's the purpose behind that?

It's a status symbol nowadays.

 

[Dirty Harry]

And have their hazard lights on so they think they legitimise their fuckwittery.

Come on mate, refer to them by their proper name, their ‘I can park anywhere lights’, if you don’t mind ;-).

 

[kaz7]

Not taking tablets out of the blister packet side by side, and starting a new blister if the old one isn't finished.

Partner is recovering from surgery and I'm more than happy to pick up the extra slack, but seeing multiple packets of painkillers and anti inflammatories half finished is driving me up the fucking wall.

I am OCD about that sort of thing

 

[kaz7]

Rylan Clark-Neal. He's had so much work done on his face and teeth that on those Cinch ads he looks like a CGI character.

He is a really nice lad though

 

[maccieblue]

Twats that wait until all their stuff has gone past the till before they start packing it....then root around their colossal hand bag to find their card. Meanwhile my Chicago stuffed crust has defrosted. Twats !!!!!

And why are those people always the ones that are buying 75 ready meals and 50 multipacks of crisps

 

[BrianW]

I think it's a rule of being a woman that you must never have cash/card in your hand ready to pay at a till. You must wait until the last minute and delve into your handbag/purse.

It's probably something you have to be taught if you transition, to make you more convincing in your new gender.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

I think it's a rule of being a woman that you must never have cash/card in your hand ready to pay at a till. You must wait until the last minute and delve into your handbag/purse.

It's probably something you have to be taught if you transition, to make you more convincing in your new gender.

But what if you're morphing into a bloke, do you scratch your arse, pick your nose and look stupidly at the wife/husband/it/them/whatever, as wife/husband/it/them/whatever has the money ?

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

When a store opens up a new check-out till line...just after you've unpacked you basket/trolley onto the counter.