Stupid little things that bug you

[Tuearts right boot]

Any type of cooking programme when the victim/celebrity is required to taste the end result. Mmmmmm, delicious, superb, brilliant etc etc. I would pay good money for someone to spit it out and call it shite on live TV.

 

[Bill Walker]

Mumbles on and on with his boring drivel
So much my brain switches off

 

[Looby blue]

Middle age men wearing tracksuits

 

[Winchester]

Fkn Tourists at the Etihad with their 50/50 scarves And being a pain in the ass sitting in other peoples seats Not understanding when they are told to move

 

[give it to gordon]

A group of singers like ( spice girls ) are called bands. They arent bands they do not play any instruments

 

[Dirty Harry]

Middle age men wearing tracksuits

Worse for me are the middle aged men who’re losing their hair, shave it off, and instantly become ‘10 men’.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

A group of singers like ( spice girls ) are called bands. They arent bands they do not play any instruments

My own pet hate.

 

[He’stheleftbackremember]

Mumbles on and on with his boring drivel
So much my brain switches off

His snorting laugh gets on my tits

 

[give it to gordon]

Tennis players

They walking onto the court with more bags than I take on a fortnight holiday

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Middle age men wearing tracksuits

Fat cunts wearing tracksuit bottoms.
You're only wearing them, to hide the embarrassment of going to the shop counter with a pair of 44"waist pants.

Cut down on the 3 Cs
cakes, crisps and Carling