Stupid little things that bug you

[Deleted member 77198]

People who think rain is bad weather. And especially when it’s described as ‘miserable’.

 

[staffsblue]

People who think rain is bad weather. And especially when it’s described as ‘miserable’.

There's no such thing as bad weather, just inappropriate clothing.

 

[Barcon]

When on holiday or staying over somewhere why do they put white bed sheets on ?
Nightmare for skid marks

Same goes for white towels in hotels. I stayed in a hotel for New Years eve in Montreal a few years ago.
Had a shower the next day. Dried myself off with a white towel and put a 16" bacon strip up the length of it from drying my arsehole.

 

[Deleted member 13905]

people who don't wipe their arses properly after having a shit.









especially when that person happens to be a woman on top of you,
going at it, sweating like billy-oh, hotel room or elsewhere...

if you suddenly smell the smell of shit it's too late,
gravity will already be moistening your sac with brown juice.

 

[Magicpole]

People who say, “if it’s for you, it won’t go by you”.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

people who don't wipe their arses properly after having a shit.









especially when that person happens to be a woman on top of you,
going at it, sweating like billy-oh, hotel room or elsewhere...

if you suddenly smell the smell of shit it's too late,
gravity will already be moistening your sac with brown juice.

I know someone who was bumming this girl and when he pulled out she involuntarily shat up his body.

 

[Deleted member 13905]

I know someone who was bumming this girl and when he pulled out she involuntarily shat up his body.

i know someone who likes to be voluntarily shat upon.
he's married, wife not into it.
he found a woman on adultwork who offered this service.
he sees her all the time now, doesn't pay any more, she loves it.

funny old world.

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

I know someone who was bumming this girl and when he pulled out she involuntarily shat up his body.

i know someone who likes to be voluntarily shat upon.
he's married, wife not into it.
he found a woman on adultwork who offered this service.
he sees her all the time now, doesn't pay any more, she loves it.

funny old world.

The kind of conversation that belongs on a Sunday afternoon. Respect to you both, and the ladies involved

 

[BrianW]

i know someone who likes to be voluntarily shat upon.
he's married, wife not into it.
he found a woman on adultwork who offered this service.
he sees her all the time now, doesn't pay any more, she loves it.

funny old world.

'how different is the home life of our own dear Queen'

 

[bluebc]

i know someone who likes to be voluntarily shat upon.
he's married, wife not into it.
he found a woman on adultwork who offered this service.
he sees her all the time now, doesn't pay any more, she loves it.

funny old world.

I know somebody ….. etc.. ok ( eye rolling emoticon )