Stupid little things that bug you

[1961_vintage]

This must be one of those wanking and finding tea and biscuits at the side of your bed moments

Hob knobs?

 

[doots]

celtic

 

[Koniec]

Or the other reason as Joseph Wambaugh described in his police novel The Choirboys.
A woman copper came out the shower and sat on a glass table only to find after a few minutes a male colleague underneath the table licking it. Apparently he was trying to eat pressed ham through the cellophane wrapper.

The old glass bottomed boat, thanks to Viz Profanisaurus for that one.

 

[laserblue]

Brilliant!

There was a story about an ex-rugby union coach at Sale who used to make his wife hold in her shit and when he got home he’d lie under a glass table cracking one off while she shat on it from above.

Can’t remember his name now.

Probably the turd team coach.

I'll get my coat.

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

People who 'phone radio stations for a music request but spend 5 minutes waffling on about their day; about which nobody is the slightest interested or cares.

 

[Stephen230]

Seeing Burnley’s parade has just reminded me of something that annoys me at this time of every year.

T-shirts and flags with:

“We are Premier League” on them.

What sort of fucking nonsense is that? Doesn’t even make any sense.

 

[bluebc]

Joggers jogging in the road , you’re just a slightly quicker pedestrian , use the pavement !

 

[heslops barnet]

Drivers who want to pull out into mainstream traffic just sitting with indicators on…..should only indicate when it’s clear to pull out…….mirror, signal & manoeuvre when clear

 

[Koniec]

Joggers jogging in the road , you’re just a slightly quicker pedestrian , use the pavement !

Na they can get off the pavement too; don’t enjoy sweaty folk puffing and panting past me. Go to a running track.

 

[Dirty Harry]

Drivers who want to pull out into mainstream traffic just sitting with indicators on…..should only indicate when it’s clear to pull out…….mirror, signal & manoeuvre when clear

If I’ve read you correctly mate, then I disagree, indicators are to warn other road users in advance of what you’re intending to do, and that doesn’t mean at the instance you begin to make that manoeuvre.