Stupid little things that bug you

[laserblue]

 

[Blue Mist]

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OK, look, it's Friday night, I've been to the pub. Posting a photo of some bloke on a thread called Wankers That Do My Swede in (or similar) is absolutely no use without a bit of background info.

 

[Barcon]

OK, look, it's Friday night, I've been to the pub. Posting a photo of some bloke on a thread called Wankers That Do My Swede in (or similar) is absolutely no use without a bit of background info.

Bloke?

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

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Top set lips photo look cock on, beauty.
Why fuck about making them look like the second photo? Dont get it me

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

Fucking weather. Cricket called off again

 

[give it to gordon]

When on holiday or staying over somewhere why do they put white bed sheets on ?
Nightmare for skid marks

 

[Deleted member 77198]

People who think rain is bad weather. And especially when it’s described as ‘miserable’.

 

[staffsblue]

People who think rain is bad weather. And especially when it’s described as ‘miserable’.

There's no such thing as bad weather, just inappropriate clothing.

 

[Barcon]

When on holiday or staying over somewhere why do they put white bed sheets on ?
Nightmare for skid marks

Same goes for white towels in hotels. I stayed in a hotel for New Years eve in Montreal a few years ago.
Had a shower the next day. Dried myself off with a white towel and put a 16" bacon strip up the length of it from drying my arsehole.

 

[Deleted member 13905]

people who don't wipe their arses properly after having a shit.









especially when that person happens to be a woman on top of you,
going at it, sweating like billy-oh, hotel room or elsewhere...

if you suddenly smell the smell of shit it's too late,
gravity will already be moistening your sac with brown juice.