Stupid little things that bug you

[Barcon]

Watch you don’t scald your cock.

Yep. Never fuck a hot kettle

 

[Grassland Blue]

Na they can get off the pavement too; don’t enjoy sweaty folk puffing and panting past me. Go to a running track.

I agree.
Theg're just showing off that they can still run.
Jog on.

 

[Bill Walker]

Those long long long extendable dog leads.
Surely a dog should be trained to walk by your side at your pace.
I nearly fell over one the other day as I didn't see it stretched across the path. They're not even high vis, so you can't see them. Should be banned.

 

[Blue Mist]

Those long long long extendable dog leads.
Surely a dog should be trained to walk by your side at your pace.
I nearly fell over one the other day as I didn't see it stretched across the path. They're not even high vis, so you can't see them. Should be banned.

And you have the cheek to post a Victor Meldrew photo about one of my moans.
If I wasclever enough I would post a 'Should Have Gone To Specsavers' meme thing.

 

[MellowJoe]

The blind!
No, I've got nothing against blind people, sometimes I wish I was blind.. that old question, what would you rather be? deaf? or blind? The older I get the more i think being blind ain't so bad, but why do they wear sunglasses? Makes me think they can see a little bit

 

[Deleted member 77198]

Bagels.

What’s the fucking point of that hole? Makes them hard to butter.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Bagels.

What’s the fucking point of that hole? Makes them hard to butter.

It's Yorkshire Terriers for me, yappy little fuckers...get a proper dog if having one.;)

 

[BrianW]

Those long long long extendable dog leads.
Surely a dog should be trained to walk by your side at your pace.
I nearly fell over one the other day as I didn't see it stretched across the path. They're not even high vis, so you can't see them. Should be banned.

They're also dangerous for dogs. They should indeed be banned.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

The blind!
No, I've got nothing against blind people, sometimes I wish I was blind.. that old question, what would you rather be? deaf? or blind? The older I get the more i think being blind ain't so bad, but why do they wear sunglasses? Makes me think they can see a little bit

So they can look like Roy Orbison walking a labrador.

 

[citizen_maine]

Instead of a bagel?

Yeah, flappy eared bastards. That Snoopy is the worst