Stupid little things that bug you

i know someone who likes to be voluntarily shat upon.
he's married, wife not into it.
he found a woman on adultwork who offered this service.
he sees her all the time now, doesn't pay any more, she loves it.

funny old world.
Brilliant!
I knew someone who had a glass table for a certain purpose…..
There was a story about an ex-rugby union coach at Sale who used to make his wife hold in her shit and when he got home he’d lie under a glass table cracking one off while she shat on it from above.

Can’t remember his name now.
 
I knew someone who had a glass table for a certain purpose…..
Or the other reason as Joseph Wambaugh described in his police novel The Choirboys.
A woman copper came out the shower and sat on a glass table only to find after a few minutes a male colleague underneath the table licking it. Apparently he was trying to eat pressed ham through the cellophane wrapper.
 
Brilliant!

There was a story about an ex-rugby union coach at Sale who used to make his wife hold in her shit and when he got home he’d lie under a glass table cracking one off while she shat on it from above.

Can’t remember his name now.
This rumour has been doing the rounds since at least 1989. I remember a big gay ex soldier i used to work with explaining how one of his boyfriends would make him do it. I was reminded of it by an episode of Inside Number 9 i watched last week.

This must be one of those wanking and finding tea and biscuits at the side of your bed moments
 
This rumour has been doing the rounds since at least 1989. I remember a big gay ex soldier i used to work with explaining how one of his boyfriends would make him do it. I was reminded of it by an episode of Inside Number 9 i watched last week.

This must be one of those wanking and finding tea and biscuits at the side of your bed moments
That would be great.
 
Or the other reason as Joseph Wambaugh described in his police novel The Choirboys.
A woman copper came out the shower and sat on a glass table only to find after a few minutes a male colleague underneath the table licking it. Apparently he was trying to eat pressed ham through the cellophane wrapper.
The old glass bottomed boat, thanks to Viz Profanisaurus for that one.
 

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