Stupid little things that bug you

Oh Rodri, Rodri,
Rodri, Rodri, Rodri, Rodri
Rodrigo

One for the oldies.
A throwback to Rodney Marsh is a great thing, but Rodri is not only the best player in his position in the world, but one of the best players in the world in ANY position. Period.

Makes me think about the old…

“He’s here, he’s there,
He’s every fucking where,
RODRIGOOOOO
RODRIGOOOOO!”

OR

“He’s here, he’s there,
He’s every fucking where,
He’s called ROD-RI
He’s called ROD-RI!”

Doesn’t have a word for himself, yet Zaba & Mancini are sung about every game!
 
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I also like the idea of the old “Batman” chant for him, because HE IS LIKE BATMAN in our team!

NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
ROD-RI
ROD-RI

Tin hat on. Fire away.
 
The use of preferred pronouns in email signatures. Work have been instructing us all to do this, as it's important people know how to address us without causing offence.

Well, how about using my name? That way all talk of sexuality and any possible confusion and errors are avoided, and we can actually crack on and talk about business. Y'know, that thing we're paid to do instead of talking about ourselves and our opinions all day ..

Also, landowners using barbed wired on fences next to narrow public footpaths overgrown with brambles and nettles, giving us the lovely choice of get stung or get ripped to shreds.
 
I also like the idea of the old “Batman” chant for him, because HE IS LIKE BATMAN in our team!

NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
ROD-RI
ROD-RI

Tin hat on. Fire away.
See it wasn't that hard ;-)

And it's also better than anything I can come up with.
 
Walking in to an adequate pub for them to tell you there's no bar service, only table service. They then take a fucking age to take drinks orders at your table.

Your pub isn't that good and isn't a restaurant.
 
Teams who wear next season’s kit at the end of the season.

It’s next season’s fucking kit, don’t take away part of the magic of that first day of the season next season when everything feels new and fresh. Just stick to this season’s kits this season.
 
RODRI NOT HAVING HIS OWN SONG THAT RINGS OUT AT EVERY GAME!

Travesty!



‘Now you know you’ve got to, clap clap
Run away
You’ve got to, clap clap
Get away
From the pain he drives into the heart of you
The ball you get seems to go nowhere
And you’ve lost your mind
You toss and turn you can sleep at night
He’ll take the ball from you
Then he’ll score on you
This midfield boy at City
He gives us all boy can give us
He’ll take your dreams and that’s not nearly all
Rodrigo oooaaaah
Rodrigo’
 



‘Now you know you’ve got to, clap clap
Run away
You’ve got to, clap clap
Get away
From the pain he drives into the heart of you
The ball you get seems to go nowhere
And you’ve lost your mind
You toss and turn you can sleep at night
He’ll take the ball from you
Then he’ll score on you
This midfield boy at City
He gives us all boy can give us
He’ll take your dreams and that’s not nearly all
Rodrigo oooaaaah
Rodrigo’

Loved the original and love the Rodri version!


Slight variation from earlier…

He passes here…there,
He passes everywhere,
He’s Rodri-gooooo
He’s Rodri-gooooo

He tackles here…there,
He tackles everywhere,
He’s Rodri-gooooo
He’s Rodri-gooooo

He shoots, He scores,
He’s the one (the girls/we all) adore,
He’s Rodri-gooooo
He’s Rodri-gooooo
 

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