Stupid little things that bug you

[kaz7]

On here , fucking thread titles constantly changed by mods , never know which bloody thread is what

 

[DrBlueBob]

‘Now you know you’ve got to, clap clap
Run away
You’ve got to, clap clap
Get away
From the pain he drives into the heart of you
The ball you get seems to go nowhere
And you’ve lost your mind
You toss and turn you can sleep at night
He’ll take the ball from you
Then he’ll score on you
This midfield boy at City
He gives us all boy can give us
He’ll take your dreams and that’s not nearly all
Rodrigo oooaaaah
Rodrigo’

Not a chance it will catch on in it's entirety but well played PC.

 

[alkerblue]

I went back a few pages and didn't find picture. I'm sure you're right, I've built many gates

Page 752, I know how to hang a gate but I'm not smart enough to copy the picture.

 

[Lavinda Past]

I don't know if anyone else has said this, but I'm getting well pissed off with that lad Mo winning the lottery every day.

Just stop buying a ticket lad, give someone else a chance to win, you ticket losing wanker.

 

[Protein Junkie]

When you are on an organised Day Tour abroad and the Guide states that in order to cover all destinations people need to return to the bus at a specific time.
Guaranteed the same fuckwits are 10 minutes late to the bus at every point.

 

[MCFC Wirral]

That ‘ee aye ee aye ee aye oh, up the football league we go’ chant.

Why would we sing that? We’re champions. Champions of England.

 

[Moggzy]

RODRI NOT HAVING HIS OWN SONG THAT RINGS OUT AT EVERY GAME!

Travesty!

City’s rodri song

D D D D D, D D D D D D
He’s feared, revered
Takes the piss, home and away
He said - hate reds
Worth everything we pay

Blue shirt, must hurt
Always gonna be a bert

It's a fact, it’s a fact
Yeah we’re standing on rooftops shout it out
City’s got Rodrigo
Yeah city’s got Rodrigo
From the roof too shout it out
D D D D D, D D D D D D

 

[Cellarite]

I also like the idea of the old “Batman” chant for him, because HE IS LIKE BATMAN in our team!

NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
ROD-RI
ROD-RI

Tin hat on. Fire away.

 

[MCFC Wirral]

So I had to take my passport in to an office today for pre-work checks… A surly security guard eventually came to the door and let me in. Asking my name twice and then who I was there to see twice, he muttered something about taking a seat.

Ten minutes later, I received a borderline patronising “Are you ok there, mate?” from someone in a hoodie. Again, gave my name and who I was there to see.

Ten minutes later, I received a similar query from someone else. This time I became more firm and explained I’d given my name and who I was there to see twice already. Received a half-arsed apology.

Finally person number two came down and said the manager was unavailable but he could assist. It struck me as an absolute shambles and I’m considering taking another job.

 

[Cellarite]

So I had to take my passport in to an office today for pre-work checks… A surly security guard eventually came to the door and let me in. Asking my name twice and then who I was there to see twice, he muttered something about taking a seat.

Ten minutes later, I received a borderline patronising “Are you ok there, mate?” from someone in a hoodie. Again, gave my name and who I was there to see.

Ten minutes later, I received a similar query from someone else. This time I became more firm and explained I’d given my name and who I was there to see twice already. Received a half-arsed apology.

Finally person number two came down and said the manager was unavailable but he could assist. It struck me as an absolute shambles and I’m considering taking another job.

Just clicked off the joke thread and straight onto this. I was honestly reading this waiting for a punchline and was baffled when I got to the end.