Stupid little things that bug you

[Citizen of Legoland]

“Glasto” this, “Glasto” that.

 

[Blue Mist]

winkers.

grown men who wink at other grown men.

i'm sure it is meant as a pleasantry,
but it freaks me out.

I saw loads of winkers at Wembley.


Damn this predictive text.

 

[CarlosTevez'sEnglishTutor]

none of the mods have explained to me why.

perhaps it's okay to post her in amongst a thread,
but to not individually highlight her for legal reasons.

let's see if these are removed

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Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

 

[PinkFinal]

I've just lost it cos three buses went the other way without one coming my way so if you were at the stop and heard a never ending series of loud 'fucking useless' type comments I'm sorry

Anyone who takes more than ten seconds to scan their pass / pay on buses seems to get my back up too

 

[Deleted member 13905]

I've just lost it cos three buses went the other way without one coming my way so if you were at the stop and heard a never ending series of loud 'fucking useless' type comments I'm sorry

Anyone who takes more than ten seconds to scan their pass / pay on buses seems to get my back up too

you moaning fucking old ****.





anyone remember these?

10 journeys for the price of 8 if i recall.
just flash it to the driver then clunk it into the machine.

but if the driver wasn't paying attention you could pretend to clunk it.

 

[Bill Walker]

you moaning fucking old ****.





anyone remember these?

10 journeys for the price of 8 if i recall.
just flash it to the driver then clunk it into the machine.

but if the driver wasn't paying attention you could pretend to clunk it.
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No, far too young..

 

[Newman Noggs]

People using the word "inferred" when they mean "implied" and vice versa

 

[laserblue]

People using the word "inferred" when they mean "implied" and vice versa

What are you inferring? ;-)

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

Cans of spray paint that clog up while still half full.

 

[Barcon]

Cans of stuff that run out of air when they are still half full (expanding foam, WD40 etc.).