Stupid little things that bug you

Stopped off at a McD's drive through at about 7.30 this morning with a 2 hr drive in front of me....

" Can I have a breakfast meal please"
" The menu is in front of you sir, please pick from it " Cheeky spotty faced twat, yes, I could see it, how could I fucking miss it, it was 6 ft tall with at least a dozen options all with pretty pictures, stupid names and plastic cheese.
" Erm...I'm have Mc whatever "
" With bacon or sausage.."
" Oh ffs I'll have sausage then "
" Thanks you sir, would you like it with an egg or without "
" With an egg...."
" It comes with a hash brown "
" Brilliant "
" Anything to drink sir "
" what have you got..."
" Orange, tea or coffee "
"Coffee " She'd finally worn me down by now
" Would you like sugar...."
" Yes " At this point my Forehead made contact with the steering wheel.
" How many..."
" 2 "
" That'll be £4.49, have a nice day..."
" I fucking will not..."

Picked meal up and the other spotty faced oik handed me the bag and said " Enjoy "
That in it's self pisses me right off


I JUST WANTED SOMETHING TO EAT, NOT THE SPANISH INQUESITION
 
Tuearts right boot said:
Stopped off at a McD's drive through at about 7.30 this morning with a 2 hr drive in front of me....

" Can I have a breakfast meal please"
" The menu is in front of you sir, please pick from it " Cheeky spotty faced twat, yes, I could see it, how could I fucking miss it, it was 6 ft tall with at least a dozen options all with pretty pictures, stupid names and plastic cheese.
" Erm...I'm have Mc whatever "
" With bacon or sausage.."
" Oh ffs I'll have sausage then "
" Thanks you sir, would you like it with an egg or without "
" With an egg...."
" It comes with a hash brown "
" Brilliant "
" Anything to drink sir "
" what have you got..."
" Orange, tea or coffee "
"Coffee " She'd finally worn me down by now
" Would you like sugar...."
" Yes " At this point my Forehead made contact with the steering wheel.
" How many..."
" 2 "
" That'll be £4.49, have a nice day..."
" I fucking will not..."

Picked meal up and the other spotty faced oik handed me the bag and said " Enjoy "
That in it's self pisses me right off


I JUST WANTED SOMETHING TO EAT, NOT THE SPANISH INQUESITION
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Sounds like you went there as a grumpy sod, ordered like you've never actually ordered anything from anywhere before, then got annoyed that they couldn't understand what the fuck you were trying to order.

Deffo pissed in your coffee.
 
Tuearts right boot said:
Stopped off at a McD's drive through at about 7.30 this morning with a 2 hr drive in front of me....

" Can I have a breakfast meal please"
" The menu is in front of you sir, please pick from it " Cheeky spotty faced twat, yes, I could see it, how could I fucking miss it, it was 6 ft tall with at least a dozen options all with pretty pictures, stupid names and plastic cheese.
" Erm...I'm have Mc whatever "
" With bacon or sausage.."
" Oh ffs I'll have sausage then "
" Thanks you sir, would you like it with an egg or without "
" With an egg...."
" It comes with a hash brown "
" Brilliant "
" Anything to drink sir "
" what have you got..."
" Orange, tea or coffee "
"Coffee " She'd finally worn me down by now
" Would you like sugar...."
" Yes " At this point my Forehead made contact with the steering wheel.
" How many..."
" 2 "
" That'll be £4.49, have a nice day..."
" I fucking will not..."

Picked meal up and the other spotty faced oik handed me the bag and said " Enjoy "
That in it's self pisses me right off


I JUST WANTED SOMETHING TO EAT, NOT THE SPANISH INQUESITION
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Did you want your egg sun side up or not ? Or scrambled ?
 
Bluemoon115 said:
Sounds like you went there as a grumpy sod, ordered like you've never actually ordered anything from anywhere before, then got annoyed that they couldn't understand what the fuck you were trying to order.

Deffo pissed in your coffee.
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Nope, happy as larry, nice day, clear road but yes, they probably didn't understand what I wanted....nor did I, I just wanted a breakfast...................
 
Tuearts right boot said:
Stopped off at a McD's drive through at about 7.30 this morning with a 2 hr drive in front of me....

" Can I have a breakfast meal please"
" The menu is in front of you sir, please pick from it " Cheeky spotty faced twat, yes, I could see it, how could I fucking miss it, it was 6 ft tall with at least a dozen options all with pretty pictures, stupid names and plastic cheese.
" Erm...I'm have Mc whatever "
" With bacon or sausage.."
" Oh ffs I'll have sausage then "
" Thanks you sir, would you like it with an egg or without "
" With an egg...."
" It comes with a hash brown "
" Brilliant "
" Anything to drink sir "
" what have you got..."
" Orange, tea or coffee "
"Coffee " She'd finally worn me down by now
" Would you like sugar...."
" Yes " At this point my Forehead made contact with the steering wheel.
" How many..."
" 2 "
" That'll be £4.49, have a nice day..."
" I fucking will not..."

Picked meal up and the other spotty faced oik handed me the bag and said " Enjoy "
That in it's self pisses me right off


I JUST WANTED SOMETHING TO EAT, NOT THE SPANISH INQUESITION
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So you would have been happy with pancakes and a coke ? Mind readers they are not . That's why they are working at mc ds . Just curious as if you went to a café that serves breakfast would you expect them to know your order if you went in and said feed me . I know a fella who has 4 sugars in his brew and I bet you wouldn't want them to predict that for you .
 
Stephen Ireland's pants said:
So you would have been happy with pancakes and a coke ? Mind readers they are not . That's why they are working at mc ds . Just curious as if you went to a café that serves breakfast would you expect them to know your order if you went in and said feed me . I know a fella who has 4 sugars in his brew and I bet you wouldn't want them to predict that for you .
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I think it may have been her robotic pre programmed soulless attitude but then I suppose it what it is what it is and McDs have got it right. It was nice albeit a touch on the small side.
 
Tuearts right boot said:
Stopped off at a McD's drive through at about 7.30 this morning with a 2 hr drive in front of me....

" Can I have a breakfast meal please"
" The menu is in front of you sir, please pick from it " Cheeky spotty faced twat, yes, I could see it, how could I fucking miss it, it was 6 ft tall with at least a dozen options all with pretty pictures, stupid names and plastic cheese.
" Erm...I'm have Mc whatever "
" With bacon or sausage.."
" Oh ffs I'll have sausage then "
" Thanks you sir, would you like it with an egg or without "
" With an egg...."
" It comes with a hash brown "
" Brilliant "
" Anything to drink sir "
" what have you got..."
" Orange, tea or coffee "
"Coffee " She'd finally worn me down by now
" Would you like sugar...."
" Yes " At this point my Forehead made contact with the steering wheel.
" How many..."
" 2 "
" That'll be £4.49, have a nice day..."
" I fucking will not..."

Picked meal up and the other spotty faced oik handed me the bag and said " Enjoy "
That in it's self pisses me right off


I JUST WANTED SOMETHING TO EAT, NOT THE SPANISH INQUESITION
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