Stupid little things that bug you

Tuearts right boot said:
Stopped off at a McD's drive through at about 7.30 this morning with a 2 hr drive in front of me....

" Can I have a breakfast meal please"
" The menu is in front of you sir, please pick from it " Cheeky spotty faced twat, yes, I could see it, how could I fucking miss it, it was 6 ft tall with at least a dozen options all with pretty pictures, stupid names and plastic cheese.
" Erm...I'm have Mc whatever "
" With bacon or sausage.."
" Oh ffs I'll have sausage then "
" Thanks you sir, would you like it with an egg or without "
" With an egg...."
" It comes with a hash brown "
" Brilliant "
" Anything to drink sir "
" what have you got..."
" Orange, tea or coffee "
"Coffee " She'd finally worn me down by now
" Would you like sugar...."
" Yes " At this point my Forehead made contact with the steering wheel.
" How many..."
" 2 "
" That'll be £4.49, have a nice day..."
" I fucking will not..."

Picked meal up and the other spotty faced oik handed me the bag and said " Enjoy "
That in it's self pisses me right off


I JUST WANTED SOMETHING TO EAT, NOT THE SPANISH INQUESITION
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You sound a right moaning **** to be honest :)
 
Tuearts right boot said:
Stopped off at a McD's drive through at about 7.30 this morning with a 2 hr drive in front of me....

" Can I have a breakfast meal please"
" The menu is in front of you sir, please pick from it " Cheeky spotty faced twat, yes, I could see it, how could I fucking miss it, it was 6 ft tall with at least a dozen options all with pretty pictures, stupid names and plastic cheese.
" Erm...I'm have Mc whatever "
" With bacon or sausage.."
" Oh ffs I'll have sausage then "
" Thanks you sir, would you like it with an egg or without "
" With an egg...."
" It comes with a hash brown "
" Brilliant "
" Anything to drink sir "
" what have you got..."
" Orange, tea or coffee "
"Coffee " She'd finally worn me down by now
" Would you like sugar...."
" Yes " At this point my Forehead made contact with the steering wheel.
" How many..."
" 2 "
" That'll be £4.49, have a nice day..."
" I fucking will not..."

Picked meal up and the other spotty faced oik handed me the bag and said " Enjoy "
That in it's self pisses me right off


I JUST WANTED SOMETHING TO EAT, NOT THE SPANISH INQUESITION
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Madness isn’t it, being asked exactly what you want ?
Going to McDonald’s ffs
 
Grassland Blue said:
Is it obligatory for McDs' employees to be spotty?
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No but they all seemed to say as per The Simpsons "Do you want fries with that?" when I'd occasionally go to one.

Staying with 'food', when you've spent a considerable time cooking a meal at home as then as I'm putting it out on the dining table people decide they need to go to the toilet (I can cook pretty well!!!), Who'd have thought it was almost time to eat eh?
 
Tuearts right boot said:
Stopped off at a McD's drive through at about 7.30 this morning with a 2 hr drive in front of me....

" Can I have a breakfast meal please"
" The menu is in front of you sir, please pick from it " Cheeky spotty faced twat, yes, I could see it, how could I fucking miss it, it was 6 ft tall with at least a dozen options all with pretty pictures, stupid names and plastic cheese.
" Erm...I'm have Mc whatever "
" With bacon or sausage.."
" Oh ffs I'll have sausage then "
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Tuearts right boot said:
Stopped off at a McD's drive through at about 7.30 this morning with a 2 hr drive in front of me....

" Can I have a breakfast meal please"
" The menu is in front of you sir, please pick from it " Cheeky spotty faced twat, yes, I could see it, how could I fucking miss it, it was 6 ft tall with at least a dozen options all with pretty pictures, stupid names and plastic cheese.
" Erm...I'm have Mc whatever "
" With bacon or sausage.."
" Oh ffs I'll have sausage then "
" Thanks you sir, would you like it with an egg or without "
" With an egg...."
" It comes with a hash brown "
" Brilliant "
" Anything to drink sir "
" what have you got..."
" Orange, tea or coffee "
"Coffee " She'd finally worn me down by now
" Would you like sugar...."
" Yes " At this point my Forehead made contact with the steering wheel.
" How many..."
" 2 "
" That'll be £4.49, have a nice day..."
" I fucking will not..."

Picked meal up and the other spotty faced oik handed me the bag and said " Enjoy "
That in it's self pisses me right off


I JUST WANTED SOMETHING TO EAT, NOT THE SPANISH INQUESITION
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Am I missing something here?

Sounds like they were doing a good job getting a clear order for a breakfast because you were being difficult and not just saying what you want off the bat, letting them have to drag it out of you.

Makes you sound like a knob
 
Moving on from Macdonalds, a teacher was being interviewed on 5 live today, talking about children needing to go to the loo during class, but, as always seems to be the case these days, she referred to them constantly as students as opposed to pupils. I'm never sure what it was that I missed about 30 odd years ago when this crept in, but, I find it very irritating to hear pupils referred to as students. Don't the latter go to college or universities?
Well, it bugs me, anyway!
 
Crooked_rain said:
Am I missing something here?

Sounds like they were doing a good job getting a clear order for a breakfast because you were being difficult and not just saying what you want off the bat, letting them have to drag it out of you.

Makes you sound like a knob
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Yes, they were doing a good job in a regimented corporate way, but I'm looking at menu board about 6ft square with lots of pretty pictures and I'm holding a queue up. I'm old school, they were doing their job and I just wanted a breakfast not an American radio style question and answer quiz.

After the shit I'm taking on here I should have gone to Burger King.
 
Tuearts right boot said:
Yes, they were doing a good job in a regimented corporate way, but I'm looking at menu board about 6ft square with lots of pretty pictures and I'm holding a queue up. I'm old school, they were doing their job and I just wanted a breakfast not an American radio style question and answer quiz.

After the shit I'm taking on here I should have gone to Burger King.
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But they do multiple things for breakfast, with different options.

Would you go to the cinema and just ask for a ticket for a film without specifying which one?
 
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