Stupid little things that bug you

Entitled shitbags at the gym who decide to hog several pieces of machinery / equipment during peak time whilst only actually using one at a time.

We all pay the same fee, why do scrotes think they are more entitled than others?
They're counting on nobody confronting and exposing their cuntiness.
 
Neighbours who think it’s acceptable to start mowing the lawn at 8:30 a.m, it isn’t!
 
People who slam weights down in the gym. Why do it? You look a complete bellend, it annoys everybody around you and it damages the equipment.
And when they don’t put them back on the right place so everyone else has to go scouring the racks for the right weight they need
 
Any TV program with the word "Brits" in it, especially ones about people moving abroad.

What's that one with an intro that looks like someone made it on PowerPoint?. It's a globe with an animated plane flying round it. When the scene changes to another family, an annoying noise of a flying plane is played.

"A Place in the Sun".... That annoys me as well. 23 years that's been on and it's just repeat after repeat of 2014 episodes on More 4. A Lockdown TV staple it was as well, all while we could not go on holiday, let alone leave our homes.

There's an album that came out before the show of the same name by a band called Lit, which is a trillion times percent more entertaining than the programme it possibly stole the name off from.
 
Entitled shitbags at the gym who decide to hog several pieces of machinery / equipment during peak time whilst only actually using one at a time.

We all pay the same fee, why do scrotes think they are more entitled than others?
Maybe they look better in a leotard than you and therefore hold the moral, and physical, high ground
 
Entitled shitbags at the gym who decide to hog several pieces of machinery / equipment during peak time whilst only actually using one at a time.

We all pay the same fee, why do scrotes think they are more entitled than others?
Same wankers who kick off with fellow passengers on trains, no manners at all.
 
Waking up to slug trails in the kitchen. If I catch em I'm gonna salt them to kingdom come.
 
Waking up to slug trails in the kitchen. If I catch em I'm gonna salt them to kingdom come.
Get em in the frying pan!

Just cook them properly.


Slugs on toast for breakfast!

I was driving in my flip flops once and I could feel wet between my toes. I thought I just have stepped in a puddle before getting in the car. When I got home I looked down as I got out of the car and there was a slug between two of my toes.

Although I didn’t eat that one.
 

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