Stupid little things that bug you

[Tuearts right boot]

Pointless people stirring a pan of food while aimlessly talking to another pointless person on a cooking programme, usually about yet another pointless cookery book. Which we all need, apparantly.

 

[chris63]

English people calling their mum mom. Also giving someone the middle finger. What's wrong with the two fingered salute.

 

[One Fan Clapping]

People who hold the neck of the bottle when pouring a bottle of wine.

Just watched a film where one of the characters pours a bottle of champagne holding the neck of the bottle… I’ve noticed Niles Crane does it a lot in Frasier n’all.

Winds me up for no reason I can think of.

Similarly, when they then go on to hold the glass by the bowl rather than the stem.

I thought Niles would know better. One of my favourite lines was when they went in a downbeat bar and asked for the wine list. Niles looked at it and said I’ll try the white!

 

[BlueMoonday]

People who slam weights down in the gym. Why do it? You look a complete bellend, it annoys everybody around you and it damages the equipment.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Judging by the last 2 pages It's clear we're being re educated in the lost art of celebrationism by our yankie bretheren..

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Here’s another one for my shit list - when you go to a cafe and the sauces are all in those stupid tiny little sachets. Need about 10 of the cunts for a full English.

 

[maccieblue]

Here’s another one for my shit list - when you go to a cafe and the sauces are all in those stupid tiny little sachets. Need about 10 of the cunts for a full English.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Here’s another one for my shit list - when you go to a cafe and the sauces are all in those stupid tiny little sachets. Need about 10 of the cunts for a full English.

What we need is the return of those large round red squirty things with the green nozzle, rather like those large round tomatoey squirters they had in the Wimpey....

 

[BlueMoonday]

Entitled shitbags at the gym who decide to hog several pieces of machinery / equipment during peak time whilst only actually using one at a time.

We all pay the same fee, why do scrotes think they are more entitled than others?

 

[Grassland Blue]

Skateboarders on Piccadilly station approach.
It's not America!