Stupid little things that bug you

[Protein Junkie]

It's got even worse now, with fatties on mobility scooters driving them down the frozen food aisle in Tesco.
(Other supermarkets are available).

And there are much better uses for Mobility Scooters too.

 

[DrBlueBob]

And there are much better uses for Mobility Scooters too.

What if they are jousting in the frozen food aisles?

 

[staffsblue]

I’ve been banging in about this for years. Is it any wonder that developed countries are full of fat cunts?

As well as people driving everywhere, there's now the issue of people having unhealthy food delivered to their doors as they can't even be arsed walking to the shops to buy the ingredients to rustle up a simple meal, or walk to a takeaway if they feel that way inclined.
Where is this laziness going next? Feeding robots to stuff you full of trans-fats while you lie in bed?

 

[BlueHammer85]

waitresses putting you on a table right next to a bunch of fat loud c*nts when there's loads of other tables free in quieter areas.

waitresses that sit you down on table then f*ck off for ages before asking you if you'd like a drink.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

I remember decades ago when I worked at the job centre, they had this ‘thing’, whereby if your phone rang, you had to pick it up within about 3 rings, some kind of performance indicator.

I had no problem with that, but I asked, what if someone is sat in front of you talking and you’re dealing with their problem when it rings, expecting the answer to be “oh yes, it doesn’t count then”, but no, you had to cut the person off who was sat in front of you and answer it, you know, the person who had bothered to get up off their arse to come in and sort a problem out, not the one who just thought ‘fuck it, can’t be arsed physically going down so I’ll just pick up the phone’.

Could never really get my head around that one, especially on a courtesy level, needless to say I didn’t last long there and turned down their offer of a permanent job.

If you've worked in that environment you'll know it's all about ticking fucking stupid boxes.

The 30 second salutation used to fuck me off (ok not quite 30 seconds)...they just got "Hello fraud" from me.

 

[Man-chester copperpot]

Cash machines that only dispense £20 notes when you only need a tenner.

This results in you having to buy something you don’t need and carry change around

 

[Dirty Harry]

If you've worked in that environment you'll know it's all about ticking fucking stupid boxes.

The 30 second salutation used to fuck me off (ok not quite 30 seconds)...they just got "Hello fraud" from me.

Absolutely mate, I remember one job having to carry around one of those ‘time and motion’ things (going back to the 90s here though so maybe you don’t remember them), but they were a pain in the arse, daft thing was, you could still manipulate them to highlight areas YOU wanted to highlight so not sure how true and accurate they ever were.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Absolutely mate, I remember one job having to carry around one of those ‘time and motion’ things (going back to the 90s here though so maybe you don’t remember them), but they were a pain in the arse, daft thing was, you could still manipulate them to highlight areas YOU wanted to highlight so not sure how true and accurate they ever were.

Oh remember them and much more 1981-2012 & a full gambit of jobs within the system.

 

[Grassland Blue]

As well as people driving everywhere, there's now the issue of people having unhealthy food delivered to their doors as they can't even be arsed walking to the shops to buy the ingredients to rustle up a simple meal, or walk to a takeaway if they feel that way inclined.
Where is this laziness going next? Feeding robots to stuff you full of trans-fats while you lie in bed?

Trans people.....?

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

It's got even worse now, with fatties on mobility scooters driving them down the frozen food aisle in Tesco.
(Other supermarkets are available).

Some fat very entitled cunts on these machines too. Stopped on the pavement of a quiet side street briefly for a breather when carrying heavy bags, some fat bugger who'd just played golf pulled up behind me and stopped. All of the pavement has a dropped curve and because it was a quiet street there was no traffic.

He could have simply driven around me but had to pull up to wave his "disability entitlement" about.

And why are they limited to twice the speed of walking not the actual speed of walking?