Stupid little things that bug you

Some fat very entitled cunts on these machines too. Stopped on the pavement of a quiet side street briefly for a breather when carrying heavy bags, some fat bugger who'd just played golf pulled up behind me and stopped. All of the pavement has a dropped curve and because it was a quiet street there was no traffic.

He could have simply driven around me but had to pull up to wave his "disability entitlement" about.

And why are they limited to twice the speed of walking not the actual speed of walking?
These types will drive on the road when it suits them though.
 
I remember decades ago when I worked at the job centre, they had this ‘thing’, whereby if your phone rang, you had to pick it up within about 3 rings, some kind of performance indicator.

I had no problem with that, but I asked, what if someone is sat in front of you talking and you’re dealing with their problem when it rings, expecting the answer to be “oh yes, it doesn’t count then”, but no, you had to cut the person off who was sat in front of you and answer it, you know, the person who had bothered to get up off their arse to come in and sort a problem out, not the one who just thought ‘fuck it, can’t be arsed physically going down so I’ll just pick up the phone’.

Could never really get my head around that one, especially on a courtesy level, needless to say I didn’t last long there and turned down their offer of a permanent job.
I caused a major incident in B&Q with this a few years ago. Id bought a box of tiles and they were all broken on one corner so took them back and got in this queue about 12 deep. Eventually got to my turn and the lady asked how she could help. I got 4 words into explaining when the phone rang and she answered it and started a full conversation with another customer on the blower. I leaned over and put my finger on the phone and turned it off. I said you can help me by dealing with me, like you were, not them. She panicked and looked like Id pissed on her kids and acted like I was an active shooter causing a terrorist incident.
 
I caused a major incident in B&Q with this a few years ago. Id bought a box of tiles and they were all broken on one corner so took them back and got in this queue about 12 deep. Eventually got to my turn and the lady asked how she could help. I got 4 words into explaining when the phone rang and she answered it and started a full conversation with another customer on the blower. I leaned over and put my finger on the phone and turned it off. I said you can help me by dealing with me, like you were, not them. She panicked and looked like Id pissed on her kids and acted like I was an active shooter causing a terrorist incident.
Just had a lady in spoons tell me it's company policy not to let customers try Abbott ale before they buy . It was really embarrassing for her when I said she better tell her manager to remove the try before you buy sign in front of the Abbott. Some workers just get carried away.
 
Just had a lady in spoons tell me it's company policy not to let customers try Abbott ale before they buy . It was really embarrassing for her when I said she better tell her manager to remove the try before you buy sign in front of the Abbott. Some workers just get carried away.
Ive also had that. At the ready cooked chicken counter in Asda. Asked for a chicken to be cut in half. She said sorry we dont do that. Swivelled the 'ask us to cut your chicken in half' sign round and asked why she had a pair of bug fuck off scissors in front her then. Never heard a woman huff so much
 
Ive also had that. At the ready cooked chicken counter in Asda. Asked for a chicken to be cut in half. She said sorry we dont do that. Swivelled the 'ask us to cut your chicken in half' sign round and asked why she had a pair of bug fuck off scissors in front her then. Never heard a woman huff so much
How are you supposed to get your dick in half a cooked chicken?
 

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