Don't forget yer 'coyt'Had a mate from Barnsley who pronounced fruit as ‘froo-it’, and the tins of fruit in juice as ‘froo-it in joo-iss’.
Don't forget yer 'coyt'Had a mate from Barnsley who pronounced fruit as ‘froo-it’, and the tins of fruit in juice as ‘froo-it in joo-iss’.
modern cars in general, my bloody car is always telling me im doing something wrong or that it needs something topping up or changing or something, its like having another mrsThose sidelights on cars that automatically come on on the side of the corner you are taking , why , surely indicators are more than adequate ?
A bit like my ‘Apple Watch’ that, time to stand up/ooh I’ve noticed your step count today isn’t quite what it should be/you’ve climb one more flight of steps today than you did 9 days ago/you’ve had 3 wanks today, that’s enough for anybody etc etc etc.modern cars in general, my bloody car is always telling me im doing something wrong or that it needs something topping up or changing or something, its like having another mrs
it will be worse when it reaches ovens and fridges and ur oven starts going , chips again you fat bastardA bit like my ‘Apple Watch’ that, time to stand up/ooh I’ve noticed your step count today isn’t quite what it should be/you’ve climb one more flight of steps today than you did 9 days ago/you’ve had 3 wanks today, that’s enough for anybody etc etc etc.
I call it Shirley, after my Mam.
I agree with this, the last two HP laptops I have had seem to be unable to get rid of Edge and that fucking AI Bing shit... I just want google as my automatic IE, but these things deem programmed to stop you having this easily. Fucking hate it.The hassle of setting up a new laptop, especially if you do not want to use Edge and ******* McAfee. Singularly inflexible, modern PCs.
Jill Scott definitely says Bellinum.There’s one football pundit (think it might be Jamie O’Hara) who pronounces ‘Bellingham’ as ‘Bellinum’, had to turn it over in the end.
How about Rwanda?It will be underwater by the end of the century when the sea levels rise a little more. Unfortunately that will mean loads of Scouse refugees wanting to settle elsewhere.