Stupid little things that bug you

Just had a chap call round to repair the washing machine. I'm paying them good money, so why do these guys (boiler service, decorators etc), all give the impression that they are doing me a favour. Telling me "I'm so busy" , "Need a break, "Mrs wants a holiday" and so on.
 
Those sidelights on cars that automatically come on on the side of the corner you are taking , why , surely indicators are more than adequate ?
 
Those sidelights on cars that automatically come on on the side of the corner you are taking , why , surely indicators are more than adequate ?
modern cars in general, my bloody car is always telling me im doing something wrong or that it needs something topping up or changing or something, its like having another mrs
 
modern cars in general, my bloody car is always telling me im doing something wrong or that it needs something topping up or changing or something, its like having another mrs
A bit like my ‘Apple Watch’ that, time to stand up/ooh I’ve noticed your step count today isn’t quite what it should be/you’ve climb one more flight of steps today than you did 9 days ago/you’ve had 3 wanks today, that’s enough for anybody etc etc etc.

I call it Shirley, after my Mam.
 
A bit like my ‘Apple Watch’ that, time to stand up/ooh I’ve noticed your step count today isn’t quite what it should be/you’ve climb one more flight of steps today than you did 9 days ago/you’ve had 3 wanks today, that’s enough for anybody etc etc etc.

I call it Shirley, after my Mam.
it will be worse when it reaches ovens and fridges and ur oven starts going , chips again you fat bastard
 
The hassle of setting up a new laptop, especially if you do not want to use Edge and ******* McAfee. Singularly inflexible, modern PCs.
I agree with this, the last two HP laptops I have had seem to be unable to get rid of Edge and that fucking AI Bing shit... I just want google as my automatic IE, but these things deem programmed to stop you having this easily. Fucking hate it.
 

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