Stupid little things that bug you

Donmcfc said:
Garden gnomes. Ugly little fuckers.
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A few years ago, a van hit my parked car causing £600s worth of damage. I gave the police the name of the company owning the van but they didn't want to get involved. "Too short-staffed, just claim on your insurance" they advised.
Two days later, I had a knock on the door and surprised to see two PCOs. I assumed they had decided to investigate after all, but I was wrong. They asked me if I had seen or heard anything out of the ordinary last evening, I said I hadn't but why the enquiry, apparently my next door neighbour had 3 garden gnomes stolen!
 
Watching the WSL and am peeved off we are still taking the knee when every other country has stopped it and having to pay the Pedo Ring the BBC a licence fee, when no other country does that. I thought that was forgotten about last week.

Only in the UK do we still keep doing things others don't......
 
rogerterry said:
People who undertake me on the motorway when I'm doing the speed limit and their on their phone looking at you like your doing something wrong.
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What I don't like is being overtaken while doing the speed limit or being overtaken just for slowing down for a speed hump.

I don't want my car ruined you impatient twat, who is most probably a rag.

Roundabouts, that's another one. Supposed to keep the traffic flowing, but it just jams it up.
 
While we're on motorway driving, people who pull out in front of me to overtake HGV's but shit themselves and crawl by them only to speed up once they've gone by....if you're bricking it either stay behind it or get past the fucker quickly.
 
I was in the middle lane to get past a slow moving articulated truck on my left, behind me was another one flashing me. It's obvious what I was trying to do and when I got past I went back to the left lane, only for the one I passed to move to the middle in front of the impatient light flasher!haha!.

How could I move to the left with the lane blocked anyway. I had to get past first.
 
I was at A&E yesterday and a tosser in the next cubicle was pacing up and down and ranting for britain , after about ten mins of shouting abuse at the staff he was offered iv paracetamol , he took offence, tore out his iv and fucked off , what a fucking ****
 
kaz7 said:
I was at A&E yesterday and a tosser in the next cubicle was pacing up and down and ranting for britain , after about ten mins of shouting abuse at the staff he was offered iv paracetamol , he took offence, tore out his iv and fucked off , what a fucking ****
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They should have offered hemlock, the bastards.
 
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