Stupid little things that bug you

[BlueFurn]

‘Away fans in the home end ‘.
Don’t home fans have at least 3 stands, usually a bit more? Home end? Gets on my tits… also we haven’t sold 3 million tickets for a home game against Burnley and some bugger thinks it’s embarrassing. Fuck me.
When was it in the rules that every seat had to have an arse on it? Since the barcodes started singing their shite song? Twats.
Rant over.

 

[Donmcfc]

Anthony H Wilson became an even bigger twat when he added the H.

Are you referring to Hanthony?

 

[Marklr]

Those weird dreams you get when you've got a temperature from a cold/flu. Last night I dreamt my legs were bigger than me and there was nothing i could do about it. They didn't even work.
I was very upset when I woke up. Why have legs bigger than yourself that don't work? And why did everyone already know...except for me?

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Those weird dreams you get when you've got a temperature from a cold/flu. Last night I dreamt my legs were bigger than me and there was nothing i could do about it. They didn't even work.

I dreamed I was playing football with my dog, he chipped in a ball which I hit on the volley.......at the exact same time that my middle toe started to hurt, it carried on hurting for a few minutes.

I asked the wife in the morning if i'd misstakenly kicked her..." No "
Did she kick me " No "

Weird !!!

 

[Marklr]

I dreamed I was playing football with my dog, he chipped in a ball which I hit on the volley.......at the exact same time that my middle toe started to hurt, it carried on hurting for a few minutes.

I asked the wife in the morning if i'd misstakenly kicked her..." No "
Did she kick me " No "

Weird !!!

Ask the dog...

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Ask the dog...

Never thought of that....

 

[Marklr]

Never thought of that....

You know it'll never admit it.
Another thing that bugs me actually...when you punch some rag/dipper/burglar/twat in your dream and wake up to find you've just punched the wall.

 

[BlueHammer85]

People that sit on the aisle seat on a train leaving a spare seat next to them.
even when it's packed.

So you have to ask the ignorant tosser to move so you can get to the seat.

 

[halfmist]

Anyone who has the car alarm coded to beep the horn when they press the remote. Particularly annoying when they return home late at night

 

[Tuearts right boot]

You know it'll never admit it.
Another thing that bugs me actually...when you punch some rag/dipper/burglar/twat in your dream and wake up to find you've just punched the wall.

Once woke up with black eye after head butting the bed side table