You're meant to dip soldiers in your runny egg not stuff them up your arse.
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Stupid little things that bug you
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Alan Harper's Tash
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Delivery people that give you 12 seconds to get to the door before fucking off.
During those 12 seconds, they knock constantly on the door and press all bells possible.
During those 12 seconds, they knock constantly on the door and press all bells possible.
SkyBlueFlux
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As I’m going through the process of applying for jobs, I’ve found a new pet peeve.
Companies with totally unusable job application platforms. They get you to upload a CV and then ask you for the same information that’s on your CV. Some of them claim to have some function where it will auto-populate the fields based on your CV but you try to use it and it fucks it all up. Unless I actually worked as an Anal Bank in 1903.
Then you just get filtered out by some AI anyway. What a waste of everybody’s time.
Companies with totally unusable job application platforms. They get you to upload a CV and then ask you for the same information that’s on your CV. Some of them claim to have some function where it will auto-populate the fields based on your CV but you try to use it and it fucks it all up. Unless I actually worked as an Anal Bank in 1903.
Then you just get filtered out by some AI anyway. What a waste of everybody’s time.
laserblue
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That farce ran for 3 years at a cost to the taxpayers of £20,000 a year and resulted in the removal of a grand total of 5 lines of cones.Hahaha. I remember that idiot John Major’s “cones hotline” proposal but can’t actually recall if it ever happened.
Tuearts right boot
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Middle aged blokes with boy band haircuts....you look fucking ridiculous, grow up.
Bill Walker
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So tits and arse then ?Crumbs in the bed. Gets right on my tits. And in my arse crack.
Fred_Quimby
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Cars that travel to close to each other on motorways so that one car touches the brakes the next overreacts and so so that 30 cars back the lane is stationary.
lefty goldblatt
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Last week, Mrs G had some stuff "delivered" by one of these clowns.Amazon ‘delivery’ drivers. Yesterday one of the cunts left my daughter’s dress on the step and didn’t knock. Expecting a parcel today, nip to the toilet, heard no knock but came down to check outside and shoes have been left just by the front garden wall which is low so any **** walking past could’ve had them . Obviously just put it there from the pavement. Fucking lazy cunts
She asked me had I seen it, as she was at work.
"No".
"They're saying it was dropped off".
So I checked in the garden, as it wasn't at the front door. No sign. So I had the brainwave of checking the blue recycling bin, which was on the pavement (as was everyone else's in the street) ready for emptying.
Yes. The thick fucker had put it on top of empty bottles, bean cans, cardboard etc, when it's obvious it was out to be emptied.
dont they know that it takes a while for you to get from the west wing to the front doorDelivery people that give you 12 seconds to get to the door before fucking off.
During those 12 seconds, they knock constantly on the door and press all bells possible.
Citizen of Legoland
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Taylor Swift. Is it me or is there something weird about her.