Stupid little things that bug you

[Bill Walker]

I timed myself having a shower, it was 4 minutes.

I secretly timed the missus having a shower, it was 14 minutes, and I'm a third bigger than her. wtf.

Just thought I'd put this out there. Women cost more to run for the planet.

(I put this in the post something interesting thread as well, as I couldn't decide which thread was most suitable)

 

[Paladin]

Reality TV shows that start with some ridiculous comedy sequence. So Noel Fielding and Prue Leith spend two minutes acting out something stupid before Paul Hollywood throws a cream cake at Matt Lucas.

The Pottery Throwdown have got in on the act with Siobhán McSweeney performing a load of unfunny innuendo, as Keith Brymer Jones cries his heart out in the background.

I'm half expecting Lord Alan Sugar to fire Karren Brady later this week, and replace her with Joey Barton, just for the bants.

Who thought this was a good idea? Have they done audience research? Has anyone ever laughed at one of these stupid introductions? Does anyone actually think Siobhán McSweeney is either a good actress, a good comedian or a good presenter? Does my head in.

 

[idahoblues]

I timed myself having a shower, it was 4 minutes.

I secretly timed the missus having a shower, it was 14 minutes, and I'm a third bigger than her. wtf.

Just thought I'd put this out there. Women cost more to run for the planet.

(I put this in the post something interesting thread as well, as I couldn't decide which thread was most suitable)

If you decide you might want to eat some V J J, those extra minutes are worth it

 

[KS55]

I secretly filmed the missus having a shower, it was 14 minutes, and I'm a third bigger than i was before.

Edited for accuracy.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Reality TV shows that start with some ridiculous comedy sequence. So Noel Fielding and Prue Leith spend two minutes acting out something stupid before Paul Hollywood throws a cream cake at Matt Lucas.

The Pottery Throwdown have got in on the act with Siobhán McSweeney performing a load of unfunny innuendo, as Keith Brymer Jones cries his heart out in the background.

I'm half expecting Lord Alan Sugar to fire Karren Brady later this week, and replace her with Joey Barton, just for the bants.

Who thought this was a good idea? Have they done audience research? Has anyone ever laughed at one of these stupid introductions? Does anyone actually think Siobhán McSweeney is either a good actress, a good comedian or a good presenter? Does my head in.

A word of advice....anything with ' reality ' or ' celebrity ' in front of it.....turn it off. Honestly, your life will be so much better.

 

[halfmist]

So every time you press the tv remote your car horn goes off ? ....weird.

That’s not even remotely funny Bill.

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

I timed myself having a shower, it was 4 minutes.

I secretly timed the missus having a shower, it was 14 minutes, and I'm a third bigger than her. wtf.

Just thought I'd put this out there. Women cost more to run for the planet.

(I put this in the post something interesting thread as well, as I couldn't decide which thread was most suitable)

Women cost more to run full stop

 

[mancboy]

Adverts for alarms and life insurance where they having conversations. its like theyve never heard humans talk to each other before

 

[J.G.Blue.]

Reality TV shows that start with some ridiculous comedy sequence. So Noel Fielding and Prue Leith spend two minutes acting out something stupid before Paul Hollywood throws a cream cake at Matt Lucas.

The Pottery Throwdown have got in on the act with Siobhán McSweeney performing a load of unfunny innuendo, as Keith Brymer Jones cries his heart out in the background.

I'm half expecting Lord Alan Sugar to fire Karren Brady later this week, and replace her with Joey Barton, just for the bants.

Who thought this was a good idea? Have they done audience research? Has anyone ever laughed at one of these stupid introductions? Does anyone actually think Siobhán McSweeney is either a good actress, a good comedian or a good presenter? Does my head in.

Dont know why :-) but that pottery program seemed much better when Ellie Turner replaced mcSweeney?

 

[staffsblue]

People that sit on the aisle seat on a train leaving a spare seat next to them.
even when it's packed.

So you have to ask the ignorant tosser to move so you can get to the seat.

There's a bloke in the seat in front of me on my train to Manchester right now doing this very thing. He's also constantly on his phone on speaker phone, so he's definitely deserving of a slap. And I'm not a violent person!