Stupid little things that bug you

People that sit on the aisle seat on a train leaving a spare seat next to them.
even when it's packed.

So you have to ask the ignorant tosser to move so you can get to the seat.
Or they put their bag on the next seat as some sort of statement that this seat also belongs to them. When there's perfectly good storage above. Twats
 
I timed myself having a shower, it was 4 minutes.

I secretly timed the missus having a shower, it was 14 minutes, and I'm a third bigger than her. wtf.

Just thought I'd put this out there. Women cost more to run for the planet.

(I put this in the post something interesting thread as well, as I couldn't decide which thread was most suitable)
I have no idea how a woman can be expected to shower in four minutes. We discussed this a while back in work after the government put these suggested figures out. Us women agreed, no chance of meeting those targets.
 
I have no idea how a woman can be expected to shower in four minutes. We discussed this a while back in work after the government put these suggested figures out. Us women agreed, no chance of meeting those targets.
Women are bad for the planet. All that muck they put on ends up on a Puffin.
 
There's a bloke in the seat in front of me on my train to Manchester right now doing this very thing. He's also constantly on his phone on speaker phone, so he's definitely deserving of a slap. And I'm not a violent person!
People like that are very annoying
I am very annoyed with the quality of the furniture we purchased couple of months ago. I know that kids are not particularly gentle with the things, still a decent table should last a little longer than couple of months only. Now i am reading Furniture Row reviews, this time i will try out a new store, maybe i will have some more luck this time.
 
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There's a bloke in the seat in front of me on my train to Manchester right now doing this very thing. He's also constantly on his phone on speaker phone, so he's definitely deserving of a slap. And I'm not a violent person!
This in of itself is deserving of a slap, being on a speakerphone in public is the trait of an attention seeking ****, nobody gives a shit about your inane conversation why are you broadcasting it
 
Allison fucking hammond , overexposed to fuck and has now been giving the gig of for the love of dogs , taking over from paul o'grady , she doesnt even have a dog ffs , the charm of paul was he loved his dogs , had a house full of rescues and clearly cared about battersea, just get fucked allison , i cant watch it now

Just seen she is on michael macyntires show on saturday as well as bake off and this morning today

Just fuck off !
 
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