Stupid little things that bug you

Personally (very personally), I could do without the newspapers being all about
Harry and his missus.
Kate Garraway
Taylor Swift
King Charles' bollocks.
The papers and people like vine have been slagging harry and megs to get gullible people to read , watch and phone in spewing hatred , they are earning so much money they will never stop even if they discovered the cure for cancer

Kate has just buried her husband , the longest person to have long covid and the most damaged so she is in the news this week, back to work today , will be old news next week
 
It always bugs me how when I watch the news and there's an item about the royal family they always go by satellite to some posh fucker in London (usually a woman) with an upper class accent who obviously went to some public school like Eton or Harrow. They always have a suntan even in January.
Like they're the only people good enough to report on things royal.
I don't know anyone who actually talks like that and I really don't want to listen to some snobby woman who's had everything handed to her on a plate thanks.
 
My Mrs at traffic lights. Gear in neutral, handbrake on, hands off the steering wheel, feet off the pedals. Waits untill the light has turned to green, foot on clutch, into first, handbrake off, steady as she goes. Half the time she gets a gentle peeping of the horn from the car behind. After 57 years on this planet she aint gonna change so I keep my mouth shut but FUCK ME!
 
My Mrs at traffic lights. Gear in neutral, handbrake on, hands off the steering wheel, feet off the pedals. Waits untill the light has turned to green, foot on clutch, into first, handbrake off, steady as she goes. Half the time she gets a gentle peeping of the horn from the car behind. After 57 years on this planet she aint gonna change so I keep my mouth shut but FUCK ME!
Perfect driving, relaxed and calm.
So much better than impatient fuckers getting all angst ina mad hurry.
I salute Mrs Looby.
:)
 
The papers and people like vine have been slagging harry and megs to get gullible people to read , watch and phone in spewing hatred , they are earning so much money they will never stop even if they discovered the cure for cancer

Kate has just buried her husband , the longest person to have long covid and the most damaged so she is in the news this week, back to work today , will be old news next week
Prince William is dead ?
When did that happen ?
 
My Mrs at traffic lights. Gear in neutral, handbrake on, hands off the steering wheel, feet off the pedals. Waits untill the light has turned to green, foot on clutch, into first, handbrake off, steady as she goes. Half the time she gets a gentle peeping of the horn from the car behind. After 57 years on this planet she aint gonna change so I keep my mouth shut but FUCK ME!
I'll see your Mrs at lights and I'll raise her mine on a country lane. Many a time she's been reduced to tears by the sight of a big green tractor bearing down on her full of sheep or spuds and let me tell you, no farmer in christendom is reversing that for a woman in a car. The problem is, my Mrs can't reverse.....I bite my lip, say fuck all and await the outcome.
 
tossers on the tram who cough violently without even attempting to cover their mouths.
 

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