Stupid little things that bug you

[Looby_Blue]

I'll see your Mrs at lights and I'll raise her mine on a country lane. Many a time she's been reduced to tears by the sight of a big green tractor bearing down on her full of sheep or spuds and let me tell you, no farmer in christendom is reversing that for a woman in a car. The problem is, my Mrs can't reverse.....I bite my lip, say fuck all and await the outcome.

Like me, you've learned to keep your trap shut. You have to enter into a temporary state of zen like calm or you'd turn into a ranting fruitloop.

 

[Looby_Blue]

Perfect driving, relaxed and calm.
So much better than impatient fuckers getting all angst ina mad hurry.
I salute Mrs Looby.
:)

Try being in the car behind, you would'nt be saluting her then.

 

[Barcon]

Karen Trippier.

 

[normskih]

My Mrs at traffic lights. Gear in neutral, handbrake on, hands off the steering wheel, feet off the pedals. Waits untill the light has turned to green, foot on clutch, into first, handbrake off, steady as she goes. Half the time she gets a gentle peeping of the horn from the car behind. After 57 years on this planet she aint gonna change so I keep my mouth shut but FUCK ME!

Agree with @Bill Walker , so many tear ar$es on the road today. Well done to your wife for keeping things nice and steady.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

According to BBC Wales news today somebody paid £24000 for a ticket to see her, who ever she is or whatever she does.

“Sing” out of tune.

 

[tom]

When driving in traffic and the person driving the car in front is smoking a stinking vape I fucking hate that shit I’d rather smell tobacco

 

[Bill Walker]

Try being in the car behind, you would'nt be saluting her then.

I was behind a car once with blue mist and snorky in it. I swear they were giving each other a wank.
Pretty disgusting really. Men of their age.

 

[Barcon]

I was behind a car once with blue mist and snorky in it. I swear they were giving each other a wank.
Pretty disgusting really. Men of their age.

I just had a thought. "A fistfull" of nothin would make a good name for a film.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Like me, you've learned to keep your trap shut. You have to enter into a temporary state of zen like calm or you'd turn into a ranting fruitloop.

You're so right...and to make matters worse it's always your fault, the tractor drivers fault, the road planners fault, the cars mirrors fault, fuck me, apparantly the weather can have a bearing on the outcome.

 

[WickyWain]

tossers on the tram who cough violently without even attempting to cover their mouths.

There are tossers everywhere who never cover their mouth when coughing, absolute tramps.

My 4 year old boy can do it but a lot of fully grown humans can't!