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To quote Hairy Biker Dave "Don't use Marge, it's crap".
Problem solved.
I’ve just checked. It’s Lurpak. Who knew all these years?
To quote Hairy Biker Dave "Don't use Marge, it's crap".
Problem solved.
That is absolutely brilliant :)
Now that’s funny.I once went in McDonald’s on Oxford Road and thought I’ll have a piss before I get a Big Mac. In I walked to find a giant turd in the Urinal! Needless to say it put me off my Burger.
and when you have a coat on, go for a crap in a public toilet and there's no coat-hook, so your coat goes on a pissy floor.
Worse than that is when they interrupt you every ten seconds to tell you about some special offer they have, just in case you've forgotten it in the 10 seconds since they last told you. Or even more annoying, they have a recorded message to tell you about another way that you can not speak to someone about your problem.
The security light at a neighbours that comes on every time someone walks past. Right in my line of sight. Pisses me off but I’m determined not to mention it to them because that would make me a petty git.
I once went in McDonald’s on Oxford Road and thought I’ll have a piss before I get a Big Mac. In I walked to find a giant turd in the Urinal! Needless to say it put me off my Burger.
Somebody was interupted while preparing an upper decker.I once went into a station bog and spotted two turds nestling on top of the cistern.
Don’t know why but it still makes me laugh.