Stupid little things that bug you

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

Then you stand in the piss and walk in your house, work, etc with piss on your trainers . Dirty twats pal

I once went in McDonald’s on Oxford Road and thought I’ll have a piss before I get a Big Mac. In I walked to find a giant turd in the Urinal! Needless to say it put me off my Burger.

 

[Barcon]

The security light at a neighbours that comes on every time someone walks past. Right in my line of sight. Pisses me off but I’m determined not to mention it to them because that would make me a petty git.

http://www.27bslash6.com/halogen.html

 

[The First Earl]

Can I get.

 

[NorthamptonBlue]

http://www.27bslash6.com/halogen.html

That is absolutely brilliant :)

 

[Silvercloud]

Drivers who don't know how bus lanes work. Usually Mon-Fri 0700-1000 & 1600-1900 only.
Use all the lanes dicks!
Shouldn't annoy me but it does.

 

[BimboBob]

How everything is made for people who are 5’5”.

I’m not even that tall (6’4”) but if I want to fit on a plane I have to pay extra for leg room (not “extra leg room), I can’t fit in the seats on the Met or a bus properly.

I can’t walk into a shop and ask for any pair of shoes I fancy as I get the response “we only go up to 11s”.

If I didn’t duck my head slightly when walking through doorways I’d hit my head, especially now with this new dad of having mag locks.

Freak!

 

[manchester blue]

To quote Hairy Biker Dave "Don't use Marge, it's crap".
Problem solved.

I’ve just checked. It’s Lurpak. Who knew all these years?

 

[bluethrunthru]

why the fuck is the plastic used to shrink wrap coke ( other soda's are available ) and bottles of coke ( other......you get it ) so fuckin hard to get into and why is that extended to bog/kitchen rolls etc etc .............I thought single use plastic was the devils work? Why aren't they all offered individually in a biodegradable wrap that lasts about 2 weeks - wankers!!

 

[BimboBob]

That is absolutely brilliant :)

The school chaplain one really makes me laugh.

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

I once went in McDonald’s on Oxford Road and thought I’ll have a piss before I get a Big Mac. In I walked to find a giant turd in the Urinal! Needless to say it put me off my Burger.

Now that’s funny.
Imagine how it got there.

 

[Blue Mist]

and when you have a coat on, go for a crap in a public toilet and there's no coat-hook, so your coat goes on a pissy floor.

Was that why Worsleys coat looked like it did ?

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

Worse than that is when they interrupt you every ten seconds to tell you about some special offer they have, just in case you've forgotten it in the 10 seconds since they last told you. Or even more annoying, they have a recorded message to tell you about another way that you can not speak to someone about your problem.

The 2nd part is annoying as fuck, option 1 for this, option 2 for that etc, rinse and repeat 3 or 4 times, and you still end up on hold afterwards for 20 minutes listening to shite music.

 

[sir baconface]

The security light at a neighbours that comes on every time someone walks past. Right in my line of sight. Pisses me off but I’m determined not to mention it to them because that would make me a petty git.

Catapault.

 

[sir baconface]

I once went in McDonald’s on Oxford Road and thought I’ll have a piss before I get a Big Mac. In I walked to find a giant turd in the Urinal! Needless to say it put me off my Burger.

I once went into a station bog and spotted two turds nestling on top of the cistern.

Don’t know why but it still makes me laugh.

 

[Barcon]

I once went into a station bog and spotted two turds nestling on top of the cistern.

Don’t know why but it still makes me laugh.

Somebody was interupted while preparing an upper decker.

 

[EL APACHE TEVEZ]

That greenwood at the rags,world class already just because he scored against a third rate football side.

 

[chesterbells]

When there’s 2 lanes and it says merge in turn, I think it means you should use both lanes.

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

I once went into a station bog and spotted two turds nestling on top of the cistern.

Don’t know why but it still makes me laugh.

Someone really went out of their way there.

 

[mikemcfc]

cable tv providers,
to make it easy like they want, i went online and changed my cable package, i scaled back to cut my bill down huge, i had 4 choices, i picked #3, simple.
i guess they didn't like that. i get an email that says pls call us, your change is complicated and we want to talk to you to make sure you really want this. they give me a phone number.
i call in the morning and get "you are #125 in line, your est. wait time is 55 minutes to 2 hrs. so next day i figure maybe the afternoon would die down, it was worse. So I fire an email back how rude i thought it was that they needed to talk to me and gave a general number, and that i would gladly chat and asked for a direct one.
i get an email back saying basically "sorry. but..." and nothing else.
the next day my cable channels change and it's all wrong, some i still have, that i didn't want, and others that should of stayed are gone, plus they only added %50 to my web speed instead of double. plus they never delivered the new cable box or new Modem that i was supposed to get for free! now i gotta go down there.
I'm gonna show up at 4:25 pm and give some poor soul an hours overtime.

 

[flyer]

Drivers who don't know how bus lanes work. Usually Mon-Fri 0700-1000 & 1600-1900 only.
Use all the lanes dicks!
Shouldn't annoy me but it does.

Don't ever drive up Oldham Road after a match. It's 10:30pm and they all get into the outside lane near McDonalds and then panic and push in a bit further on when we get close to Broadway. Why are you driving when you don't know the rules of the road.