Stupid little things that bug you

Kinkladze 1 said:
When the wife asks you a question she already knows the answer to, for example - “you’ve not put ham in the omelette have you”? When the pan is there on the side, which she must have looked at in order to ask the question in the first place!
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“Bloody hell, you’re not shagging the next door neighbour are you?” While you’re hanging out the back of her!
 
Kinkladze 1 said:
When the wife asks you a question she already knows the answer to, for example - “you’ve not put ham in the omelette have you”? When the pan is there on the side, which she must have looked at in order to ask the question in the first place!
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Dear @Kinkladze 1. In most marriages, this is, I believe, a rhetorical way of saying “You fucking clown!”
 
The TV news. They start off by saying Boris has said everyone has to stay indoors and no unnecessary travel. They go on to tell you the cops are stopping everyone and yet...………

there are two in the studio, that woman from Sky is live outside number 10, some witch was in Scarborough today saying I cant visit the beach, they are there interviewing some bloke in a park and to cop it all, they stand on a deserted high street to say how deserted it is. We fucking know it is because we are all obeying the instruction you stupid woman and staying indoors.

WHY AREN'T YOU ?
 
Blue Mist said:
The TV news. They start off by saying Boris has said everyone has to stay indoors and no unnecessary travel. They go on to tell you the cops are stopping everyone and yet...………

there are two in the studio, that woman from Sky is live outside number 10, some witch was in Scarborough today saying I cant visit the beach, they are there interviewing some bloke in a park and to cop it all, they stand on a deserted high street to say how deserted it is. We fucking know it is because we are all obeying the instruction you stupid woman and staying indoors.

WHY AREN'T YOU ?
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Because there would be no news
 
MCFC_ Phil said:
Because there would be no news
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Ok but don't tell me not to drive to a park with my wife/child/dog if some failed Uni student who got a job on her local newspaper, shagged the boss and decided she liked United to get promoted can drive all the way to Scarborough on a Bank Holiday weekend just to tell me I might get arrested if I drive there.
 
Blue Mist said:
Ok but don't tell me not to drive to a park with my wife/child/dog if some failed Uni student who got a job on her local newspaper, shagged the boss and decided she liked United to get promoted can drive all the way to Scarborough on a Bank Holiday weekend just to tell me I might get arrested if I drive there.
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Just stay in and protect everyone. Not difficult is it?
 
MCFC_ Phil said:
Just stay in and protect everyone. Not difficult is it?
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And I am doing that. The point is news people are wandering Britain for no good reason. They do not need to be in Scarborough to tell me not to go there. They do not need be outside 10 Downing Street to tell me that Boris is ill. In a time of crisis they could have one presenter in the studio telling me news, not wandering the frigging country with a camera man and a sound man to boot.
If, as you say we should stay in and protect everyone, that means them as well, it is hardly essential travel.
 
The current advert where a woman confronts a man who has a bowl of cornflakes or honey nuts.
She cheekily plunges her open hand in to grab a load, then the camera cuts to her pulling her hand out - clutching a single flake! - which she then impudently places in her mouth.
Sack the continuity person!!!

Oh, just seen the new Surf ad.
'Perf and Surf'!!?!?!! WTF?!??!?
 
On the 165th page and I have yet to read one post I don’t agree with. I must have some major issues that need counselling once this virus thing has moved on. Little wonder Grumpy Old Men and Women were my favourite programmes when they were on TV.
 
Blue Mist said:
The TV news. They start off by saying Boris has said everyone has to stay indoors and no unnecessary travel. They go on to tell you the cops are stopping everyone and yet...………

there are two in the studio, that woman from Sky is live outside number 10, some witch was in Scarborough today saying I cant visit the beach, they are there interviewing some bloke in a park and to cop it all, they stand on a deserted high street to say how deserted it is. We fucking know it is because we are all obeying the instruction you stupid woman and staying indoors.

WHY AREN'T YOU ?
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And they stand two metres away from the person they’re interviewing but they’re holding the big furry microphone directly under the person’s head on a long stick.

Do they think their microphones are scientifically developed not to have viruses land on them?

They’ve also shown a video, this week, of a family from one house delivering Easter eggs round everyones’ houses on their street; a video of people hugging outside a hospital; a video of a woman in a flat pouring a bottle of wine out of her window into a another woman’s glass in the flat below; a video of two lads from different flats stood on their balconies throwing a ball to each other! Always with the line “and here’s a lovely shot of...”

Even the people relaying the key messages to us, just don’t get it!
 
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Psychedelic Casual said:
And they stand two metres away from the person they’re interviewing but they’re holding the big furry microphone directly under the person’s head on a long stick.

Do they think their microphones are scientifically developed not to have viruses land on them?

They’ve also shown a video, this week, of a family from one house delivering Easter eggs round everyones’ houses on their street; a video of people hugging outside a hospital; a video of a woman in a flat pouring a bottle of wine out of her window into a another woman’s glass in the flat below; a video of two lads from different flats stood on their balconies throwing a ball to each other! Always with the line “and here’s a lovely shot of...”

Even the people relaying the key messages to us, just don’t get it!
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And everyone of those 'takes' has been filmed by a BBC cameraman who seems to think essential travel does not apply to him/her. There is no need for BBC breakfast, 2 presenters (probably still travelling from London !)
I am sticking to the rules so why cant they ?
 
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