Stupid little things that bug you

[Barcon]

So what is the difference between 'duck' tape and 'duct' tape then ??

Fuck all. Both used by rednecks to mend things.

 

[Grassland Blue]

It's just swan joke after another

Some are getting a bit sick of them now I bet...

 

[Cellarite]

Oh, oh very clever. Love it.


The rest of the thick fucks on here won't get it but I did.

I did. But then I’ve got my bike outside.

 

[Kippaxpete]

don't have a cob on

Ha, saw what you did there!

 

[Kippaxpete]

Oh we are now going very high brow in our jokes, love it.
I'd reply but I'm mute

Favourite swan joke:
Swan walks into a chemist and asks for some lip salve. Chemist asks "are you going to pay cash?". Swan replies, "no, put it on my bill".

 

[WEMBLEY76]

Talksport pundits who call TAA just Trent like they all know him personally…

 

[Grassland Blue]

The little foil packets of sauce/milk that, when you open them, the contents go everywhere except where you want them to go.
(And then there's the ones which defy all attempts to open them and make you look like a bit of a weakling.)

 

[Blue Mist]

Favourite swan joke:
Swan walks into a chemist and asks for some lip salve. Chemist asks "are you going to pay cash?". Swan replies, "no, put it on my bill".

Now that is good...... or maybe its me whose just childish.

Dad there's a man at the door with a bill.
Don't be daft son, it's a duck with a hat on.

 

[give it to gordon]

I like my pickled onions and buy them from farm foods store. But I cant get the lid of without putting the lid under the hot tap and tapping it with a knife to loosen it. Bloody ridicules

 

[JRockBlues]

Talksport pundits who call TAA just Trent like they all know him personally…

I usuall call him The Annoying Acronym if I have to refer to him at all.