Stupid little things that bug you

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Na they can get off the pavement too; don’t enjoy sweaty folk puffing and panting past me. Go to a running track.

Better stiil, buy a fuckin' treadmill and stay home!

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

I bet you sit in the middle lane on motorways when there’s nothing in the inside lane dont you.

He does, he's been in front of me thousands of times, fuckin' cruise control set at 59!

 

[bennyboy]

I knew someone who had a glass table for a certain purpose…..

An oldie but goldie.
The first version I heard was a mate with a Pyrex dish.Way back in the 70's.
Was then known as Paddy Pyrex

 

[heslops barnet]

I bet you sit in the middle lane on motorways when there’s nothing in the inside lane dont you.

Outside

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Quiz shows showing you what the answer is. I could put the kettle on and have sex by the time they show you.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

It’s to warn of your intention so everyone knows what you want to do. What would be the point of indicating only once you’ve started to turn? Bizarre.

Can you have a word with my wife....

 

[ray21]

Politicians who visit hospitals or factories and walkabout with their shirt sleeves rolled up as though they have done a full shift there.

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

Politicians who visit hospitals or factories and walkabout with their shirt sleeves rolled up as though they have done a full shift there.

In this case they're obliged to do so for clinical hygiene reasons, but the tucking the tie in is daft. Take it off in the car and put it back on afterwards.

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

People who don't know how to behave on public transport. Playing music through speakers not headphones, stupid people who have the message received audio loud on for WhatsApp and then are engrossed in a chat (you don't need the prompt at that point, turn it off).

Just caught some guy scrolling grindr and looking at dick pics and he's had hands down his pants at one point.

 

[doots]

People who don't know how to behave on public transport. Playing music through speakers not headphones, stupid people who have the message received audio loud on for WhatsApp and then are engrossed in a chat (you don't need the prompt at that point, turn it off).

Just caught some guy scrolling grindr and looking at dick pics and he's had hands down his pants at one point.

Ha,serves ya right you nosey fucker