Stupid little things that bug you

Twats who cant speak properly. Last week a newsreader type lady on the radio talk about people being out of 'wahk' when she meant work. Another just now on the Ken Bruce news just called the Johnny Bairstow stumping 'controvarshal'
 
I’m not a big fizzy pop drinker, but dry as a nuns chuff the other day I pinched one of the kids drinks outta the fridge, a 500ml bottle of Coke. What the blazes are those new bottle tops all about ? When you’ve screwed the top off they leave a sharp plastic piece sticking out that jabbed a hole in my lip & you can’t even get your gob round em now, you’ve got to pout to take a sip
 
Someone got out bed on the wrong side :-(
*lol* nah, I just heard it on the radio and it reminded me about how irritating it is. :-) Mind you I could have 'wrongsideofthebeditis' because I've got so much to do.

Suddenly after not feeling well for so long I am beginning to recover some of my strength and energy and the house is a tip! I need to get rid of so much stuff and am busy filling boxes with books/cds/dvds etc before it wears off again!! :-)
 
Twats who cant speak properly. Last week a newsreader type lady on the radio talk about people being out of 'wahk' when she meant work. Another just now on the Ken Bruce news just called the Johnny Bairstow stumping 'controvarshal'
I really do grimace whenever I hear people say "Twenny" instead of twenty. It is now becoming prevalent, even with BBC presenters. I was watching athletics on the BBC last weekend and before the start of the 200 meters race, the commentator was giving all the athlete's best times. He must have said "Twenny" about thirty times in as many seconds.

Also, why do some athletes make silly gestures when being announced to the crowd?
 
I really do grimace whenever I hear people say "Twenny" instead of twenty. It is now becoming prevalent, even with BBC presenters. I was watching athletics on the BBC last weekend and before the start of the 200 meters race, the commentator was giving all the athlete's best times. He must have said "Twenny" about thirty times in as many seconds.

Also, why do some athletes make silly gestures when being announced to the crowd?
Since when has the v sign been a silly gesture ?
 
I really do grimace whenever I hear people say "Twenny" instead of twenty. It is now becoming prevalent, even with BBC presenters. I was watching athletics on the BBC last weekend and before the start of the 200 meters race, the commentator was giving all the athlete's best times. He must have said "Twenny" about thirty times in as many seconds.

Also, why do some athletes make silly gestures when being announced to the crowd?
Also vulnerable which virtually nobody in the media can pronounce correctly. It invariably comes out as vunrable or vunnerable.
 
I couldn't give two shits about the 4th of fucking July.
It's all I've heard on the radio, this morning.

WE
ARE
NOT
FUCKING
AMERICA
‘Here on Radio X we are celebrating [the day America celebrates being independent from Britain] with 24 hours of your favourite American songs’.
 
I really do grimace whenever I hear people say "Twenny" instead of twenty. It is now becoming prevalent, even with BBC presenters. I was watching athletics on the BBC last weekend and before the start of the 200 meters race, the commentator was giving all the athlete's best times. He must have said "Twenny" about thirty times in as many seconds.

Also, why do some athletes make silly gestures when being announced to the crowd?
When they say the year in that manner; ‘it’s twenny twenny ffree’.

Fuck off!
 
Panderers bug me , yet I quite like Pandas (but not Panda cars or panda pop).
I don’t like Pandora, neither the jewellery or anything Pandora related in the film Avatar.

Update.
I am not into pandemics or pandemonium either.

2nd update:
Other peoples pan handles or pans of scouse don’t do it for me either.
Panda ginger, we call all ‘pop’ ginger. Pop is such a fucking woosy Bellend name. That aside, I too detested that. Heads should have rolled for coming up with it, and selling the stuff!

Pandora, pandemics, et al, I’m not fussed.

I really don’t know what to make of you. I’m torn between putting you forward to run MI6, or having you sectioned.

I will have a think about it.
 
I really do grimace whenever I hear people say "Twenny" instead of twenty. It is now becoming prevalent, even with BBC presenters. I was watching athletics on the BBC last weekend and before the start of the 200 meters race, the commentator was giving all the athlete's best times. He must have said "Twenny" about thirty times in as many seconds.

Also, why do some athletes make silly gestures when being announced to the crowd?
Surely it was ther-ee times.
 
Not sure it’s a little thing but got a letter from a Solicitor today.
They are trying to wean £3k from me for an accident which never occurred.
Guess they are not having much luck with my Insurance Company.
 

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