Stupid little things that bug you

Hugh Plym and Robert Peston.... and maybe the weather man who lives off making Piers Morgan storm off GMB. Was a nobody until then.

Roundabouts and drivers who go well over the speed limit tailgating you, then have the nerve to horn blast you for stopping to give way to traffic. Also, those who go round you when you are signalling to turn into a building on the left. Just wait and be patient!!!.
 
Grassland Blue said:
I drive and I also walk.
The way I see it is that by walking I free up a bit of road space for others.
All it takes sometimes is for the vehicle driver to just briefly ease off the throttle for me to be able to walk across the road without having to break into a jog.
Some drivers even speed up and they're real c*nts.
Some pedestrians though are c*nts too.
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Toss drivers (who don't know the highway code) not stopping at a zebra crossing when it's evident somebody is about to cross.
 
The neighbours guard dogs.
Hidden behind bushes and a big solid gate they bark at anyone who walks past.
Last night walking home engrossed in a text conversation, the stupid things started and I nearly jumped out of my skin.
They had only just stopped their noise and my pulse back to normal when two people with a dog the size and appearance of a small bear walked past and that thing started aggressively barking at me, pulling at its lead.
I just said FUCK OFF!.
I swear if it had got a bit nearer I would have kicked it in the head.
So aggressively barking dogs get on my list of annoyances.
 
Donmcfc said:
Why couldn't the word palindrome have been a palindrome?
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Whilst we are on the subject, why can’t queue just be q, who decided ph should be another way of pronouncing f and why do we need letters c and k, just get rid of one of them.
 
- The word "Pomp" when used in a British behavioural context

- Every commercial used on ITV during this Rugby World Cup. That "I'm never switching to Samsung" flip phone one and the women's emotions all in slow motion make me want to throw something at the TV, muting it just does not seem to suffice.
 
halfmist said:
Whilst we are on the subject, why can’t queue just be q, who decided ph should be another way of pronouncing f and why do we need letters c and k, just get rid of one of them.
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Yeah, and why does the rest of the continent say "Telefon", and the UK has to be so difficult with "Phone"?.
 
Eco Yogurt eating Liberal dickheads, retired with nothing better to do, who have decided to bring the 30mph limit down to 20mph in villages round here because its "safer" despite the fact that no ones ever been even slightly injured by a car in any local village since the fuc#ing car was invented,
Would it not be "safer" if we just got out of the car & pushed it round the village you organic, hand knited, sandal wearing fuc#ing weirdos!
 
Psychedelic Casual said:
Nothing says ‘THIS AREA IS A SHITHOLE’ more than a load of bobbins grafitti. Fucking hate it!

1970s Bronx New York was a long time ago now.
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i think there is a different between street art and grafitti, some street artists are actually really talented artists take the murals of pep. ian curtis or even the one on the side of the chippy near the etihad. I would consider them art.

People randomly writing their name on something or such and such woz ere is graffiti and thats bloody awful.
 
ShorehamCitizen said:
- The word "Pomp" when used in a British behavioural context

- Every commercial used on ITV during this Rugby World Cup. That "I'm never switching to Samsung" flip phone one and the women's emotions all in slow motion make me want to throw something at the TV, muting it just does not seem to suffice.
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oh i fully agree with you, that whole im never switching to a samsung, okay well fucking dont then
 
J.G.Blue. said:
Eco Yogurt eating Liberal dickheads, retired with nothing better to do, who have decided to bring the 30mph limit down to 20mph in villages round here because its "safer" despite the fact that no ones ever been even slightly injured by a car in any local village since the fuc#ing car was invented,
Would it not be "safer" if we just got out of the car & pushed it round the village you organic, hand knited, sandal wearing fuc#ing weirdos!
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Good point, apart from the fact that about 35,000 people are killed or injured on rural roads every year.
 
Johnny Mars Bar said:
Good point, apart from the fact that about 35,000 people are killed or injured on rural roads every year.
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Good point, but no one has been killed or injured in our local villages for as long as anyone can remember so they seem to be trying to solve the wrong problem?
Sadly driving cars is never going to be completly risk free & I guess in some peoples utopian world we would all walk round or cycle but in reality some people need to get about & earn a living.
 
J.G.Blue. said:
Good point, but no one has been killed or injured in our local villages for as long as anyone can remember so they seem to be trying to solve the wrong problem?
Sadly driving cars is never going to be completly risk free & I guess in some peoples utopian world we would all walk round or cycle but in reality some people need to get about & earn a living.
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The ignorance in this, I don’t know where to begin.
 
Quagmire blue said:
When you open a new box of tablets, get the packet out to take a couple and go to put it back in the box but it doesn't go in because of the stupid folded up instruction leaflet that gets in the way. Just fuck off you mildly inconvenient **** and get in the bin.
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I know this a bit sad but...
Being diabetic I collect 4 or 5 packets every 4 weeks. My "target" is to open each box at the end where I can take out the leaflet first time. I did say...
 
kaz7 said:
Next door cooking bacon, nearly makes me turn , the only thing that challenges me being a veggie
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Makes sense Kaz, I remember the results of a survey many years ago where vegetarians/vegans were asked was there anything which really tested their resolve, the top answer by a mile was bacon being cooked.
 
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