Stupid little things that bug you

[Xhavenjoe]

1st November, and I've just seen a Christmas advert on the TV

I've seen one too and Michael Buble is singing in it.

 

[lefty goldblatt]

I've seen one too and Michael Buble is singing in it.

Double whammy

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

and then eat it from the crust inwards so no butter or jam can dribble down your chin, it's all trapped in the fold until that final lunge............ Lurpac butter and Robertson jam mind...

Ewww, no butter or marg for me, just extra jam.

 

[Banshee]

This...."I'm not crying, you're crying"

 

[Donmcfc]

The loaves that are made for toasting have an even number.
I usually get an ordinary sliced loaf, mind you.

I have bought Toastie loaves from Iceland with an odd number of slices.

 

[Xhavenjoe]

I have bought Toastie loaves from Iceland with an odd number of slices.

Thats a free slice

 

[Tuearts right boot]

1st November, and I've just seen a Christmas advert on the TV

and heard Slades ' Merrry Christmas ' for Asda ( I think )

 

[Barcon]

I have bought Toastie loaves from Iceland with an odd number of slices.

What the fuck? There are loaves especially for toasting. How have I managed all these years? Unless you're pulling my leg like a left handed screwdriver?
P.S, I always have three pieces when I do toast.

 

[Donmcfc]

O

Thats a free slice

Thats a free slice

Or there's one missing.

 

[Xhavenjoe]

What the fuck? There are loaves especially for toasting. How have I managed all these years? Unless you're pulling my leg like a left handed screwdriver?

Breads especially designed for toasting and their ratings

 

[Barcon]

Breads especially designed for toasting and their ratings

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Crazy cunts.

 

[diegoalv]

My tinnitus drives me crazy these days. It started three months ago, in this last month it has dropped significantly from bilateral to monolateral (just on the right ear) and level of loud too I would say from initial 10 to 1,5, sometimes it raises but I ve noticed is mostly when I feel mentally tired. I made auditory test twice in these three months and my earing was perfect. Doctor told me is probably a stress tinnitus but only time will say it. Actually the tinnitus at month n.3 is almost gone I think, I can hear it clearly only in small rooms with complete silence when I'm lying in bed or couch. According to free hearing test online i don't need hearing aids , at least not yet.

 

[bluebc]

Knobheads setting fireworks off at gone midnight

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

Sliced loaves with an odd number of slices. If I have a sandwich or make toast I usually have two slices of bread, occasionally four, but never
one or three. What the fuck are you supposed to do with one slice of bread when you get to the end of the loaf?

As my mother always used to say "If you don't want it, I'll send it to the starving kids in Biafra".

 

[kaz7]

The way butter slips off crumpets when you pick them up

 

[bluemc]

That advert where the little kid doesn't know whether wet wipes should go in the toilet or the bin, there's something about his voice that really annoys me! That advert seems to be on the TV/radio every five minutes. I'm sure he's a lovely kid really.

 

[kaz7]

That advert where the little kid doesn't know whether wet wipes should go in the toilet or the bin, there's something about his voice that really annoys me! That advert seems to be on the TV/radio every five minutes. I'm sure he's a lovely kid really.

Sounds like braden all over again

 

[splinter]

Popped into my sisters for a brew and she was watching steffs packed lunch..came close to slitting my wrists. Supped my brew and fucked off sharpish

 

[kaz7]

Popped into my sisters for a brew and she was watching steffs packed lunch..came close to slitting my wrists. Supped my brew and fucked off sharpish

Should be watching loose women lol

 

[Barcon]

Popped into my sisters for a brew and she was watching steffs packed lunch..came close to slitting my wrists. Supped my brew and fucked off sharpish

Is that a euphemism?