Stupid little things that bug you

[NorCalBlue]

I saw a snack today that said "sweet 'n salty" on the wrapper. If you know enough to replace the 'a' in 'and' with an apostrophe, then do the same for the fucking 'd'!

 

[Blue Mist]

Me too, whatever you’re talking about

It's a response to when you ask someone how they are. Instead of replying 'not too bad' they say not 3 bad.

Dicks.

 

[mancboy]

Phraseology -

Quite the ….

Journey

Living my/his/her best life

Starting a sentence with the word so

when people saying it is their truth, there is no such fucking thing, its called your opinion you halfwit

 

[Grassland Blue]

Not three bad.

You are not funny, edgy or down with der kids.

You're a dick.

Down with der kids?
Is that still in vogue?

 

[Blue Mist]

Down with der kids?
Is that still in vogue?

Of course it is. They say it all the time on Radio 2

 

[Resurrection Joe...]

Iconic....every fucking thing is described as being 'iconic'...if every fucking thing is iconic, then nothing is iconic....

 

[mancboy]

Iconic....every fucking thing is described as being 'iconic'...if every fucking thing is iconic, then nothing is iconic....

and legendary

 

[Grassland Blue]

Iconic....every fucking thing is described as being 'iconic'...if every fucking thing is iconic, then nothing is iconic.

And amazing
Huge
Or in the world.

 

[Resurrection Joe...]

and Humble...whan did 'humble' become a positive character trait?...everyones turned into Uriah Heep...

 

[Grassland Blue]

and Humble...whan did 'humble' become a positive character trait?...everyones turned into Uriah Heep...

Probably since Bruce Lee was a youth.....

 

[Barcon]

"Hot take". Fuck off. You sound like a ****.

 

[Protein Junkie]

Teenagers who describe everything as either insane or brutal.

 

[old blue]

ect instead of etc, it is only 3 letters ffs.

 

[Donmcfc]

Every fucking dipper is a massive Liverpool fan. There are no small or medium sized ones just massive ones.

 

[East Level 2]

Every fucking dipper is a massive Liverpool fan. There are no small or medium sized ones just massive ones.

Many Liverpool fans are massive somethings.

 

[WEMBLEY76]

Endless inane football stats being peddled during a game on tv..particularly on Saturday when McMoist and co kept saying Haalands never scored at Wembley..

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Endless inane football stats being peddled during a game on tv..particularly on Saturday when McMoist and co kept saying Haalands never scored at Wembley..

Yeah, the daftest are those that inform us that Team X hasn't beaten Team Y for forty-five years. They must think that statistically there's a voodoo on Team X. Most of the so-called stats are devoid of any mathematical robustness and are generally irrelevant to the game that would just be starting!

The one I have laughed at most were the statistics' that surrrounded our visits to the new Haringey arena! Never scored a goal, never mind a point! Oh, hang on, here's Erling to confirm a 0-2 victory!

 

[Looby_Blue]

Many Liverpool fans are massive somethings.

Massive scouse cunts

 

[jimharri]

Paper or plastic stuck to the sole of your shoe. And it sticking out to one side, so you can see it.



"Nurse; my medication. QUICKLY!"

 

[normskih]

Newsreaders or presenters who are obviously British, not pronouncing words properly. This morning on BBC Breakfast, one of the women was interviewing a fella from OfWat, when she asked him a question about how things could be made ‘bedder’. I found myself shouting at the television saying bedder has a double t. When the fella replied he answered the question including the word better and pronounced it properly. Speak properly.

This morning, the same presenter was talking about the unemployment statistics and she said “later, we are going to drill down on the figures”. Talk about roll my eyes.