I've noticed that when they do this, and they show three or four different faces leading up to announcing the winner, it is always the penultimate one that is the winner. I usually mange to guess correctly, not that I watch many of these. As you say it's cheap TV, and who are these celebrities on the celebrity episodes?The time between the compere of a usually cheap TV show announcing ' the winner is.....' and actually telling us who the fucking winner is. I could have put the kettle on, had sex with the wife and let the dog out for a wee.
The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog......Wow, your words are quite good. seems you have almost used all the letters on a typewriter, are you a secretary ?
With a luxurious mane of course....
Or, someone else's......People who stand up close to the luggage carousel at the airport. If you all stood back behind the line(this is what it is there for) then we could all see when our luggage comes along and have room to grab it.
I shouldn't really post this but...Or, someone else's......
hahaha
There is occasionally a good one like Mr Swallow but in general yeah, FF to the next round.8/10 Cats does Countdown having the infunniest cunts ever in dictionary corner, so you keep having to skip the segment where some dickhead like that bearded Irish twat playing a Bontempi keyboard badly whilst shouting
Just got tickets to see Stephen Nile Dobbin this weekend.Bands that have Stephen in their name or a river named after them, or a horse why not a horse ?
How about a song that mentioned Vera or the Okinawa river delta.
FFS. Stop.
Have you got a National Entitlement Card? You don't look over 60.I’m with you. That’s why I’m glad everybody calls me fucking gorgeous.
I’m witty, an unbelievable racoon, wise, philosophical, enchanting and passionately interesting. The only thing holding me back, is crushingly low self esteem.
I could have gone places.
What a lovely thought to start the day.Have you got a National Entitlement Card? You don't look over 60.
Sat on the top deck of the bus overlooking all that is yours.....
Boooo!!!! That's victim blaming that is. They'd come after you if they could get past the fridge.Newspaper headlines. Just seen that the NHS are to blame for an increase in illegal fat-loss jabs due to their slow roll out.
No. It's due to fat fucks not eating right or exercising. Get your fat fucking fingers out of your fat fucking mouths and slowly roll out the front door and jog a bit.
Lopsided number plates. How hard is it to fit one straight.
Only Americans who do that. Tells you everythingPeople who name their sons after themselves...
.......... Jnr
or
the II, III, IV etc
There are thousands of names out there, just pick another, you egotistical fuckers