Stupid little things that bug you

Bands that have Stephen in their name or a river named after them, or a horse why not a horse ?
How about a song that mentioned Vera or the Okinawa river delta.

FFS. Stop.
 
Magicpole said:
I’m with you. That’s why I’m glad everybody calls me fucking gorgeous.

I’m witty, an unbelievable racoon, wise, philosophical, enchanting and passionately interesting. The only thing holding me back, is crushingly low self esteem.

I could have gone places.
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Have you got a National Entitlement Card? You don't look over 60.

Sat on the top deck of the bus overlooking all that is yours.....
 
Fact: In UK we consume less carbs now than we did in the 50s. Then as kids we were always on the go. No phones, no internet, far fewer cars, more spare ground. The scrubby ‘field’ we used to play in is no longer, lost to road widening and a roundabout.
 
ballbag said:
Newspaper headlines. Just seen that the NHS are to blame for an increase in illegal fat-loss jabs due to their slow roll out.

No. It's due to fat fucks not eating right or exercising. Get your fat fucking fingers out of your fat fucking mouths and slowly roll out the front door and jog a bit.
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Boooo!!!! That's victim blaming that is. They'd come after you if they could get past the fridge.
 
People who name their sons after themselves...

.......... Jnr
or
the II, III, IV etc

There are thousands of names out there, just pick another, you egotistical fuckers
 
When drivers have their wipers on full speed for drizzle. Seen it earlier today. The second slowest intermittent speed was plenty fast enough to clear the water off the windscreen.
 
One of lifes mysteries in when i buy crusty white bread , beautiful to eat fresh but despite the rest staying in the bag it came in when i go to eat it the next day the crustyness has gone
 
Snow plows going past my house all night long and waking me up.
Snow plows breaking my tree because they don't drop their blade in time.
Snow plows leaving a mountain of snow behind the cars for me to shovel because they don't raise their blade..
Snow plows.
 
Barcon said:
Snow plows going past my house all night long and waking me up.
Snow plows breaking my tree because they don't drop their blade in time.
Snow plows leaving a mountain of snow behind the cars for me to shovel because they don't raise their blade..
Snow plows.
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Why doesn't snow rhyme with plow?

And why doesn't any of plough, cough, dough and tough rhyme with each other.
 
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