Stupid little things that bug you

[blue b4 the moon]

You wrap presents in all one type of paper for someone and the last one is just that little bit too big for what's left on the roll.

 

[Fred_Quimby]

People who stand up close to the luggage carousel at the airport. If you all stood back behind the line(this is what it is there for) then we could all see when our luggage comes along and have room to grab it.

 

[Grassland Blue]

Wow, your words are quite good. seems you have almost used all the letters on a typewriter, are you a secretary ?

With a luxurious mane of course....

The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog......

 

[Grassland Blue]

People who stand up close to the luggage carousel at the airport. If you all stood back behind the line(this is what it is there for) then we could all see when our luggage comes along and have room to grab it.

Or, someone else's......

hahaha

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

Or, someone else's......

hahaha

I shouldn't really post this but...
Some years ago, I used to organise ski holidays for groups, usually around 40-50 persons.
On the return, someone in the party would be chosen to "Lose" his/her luggage. The bag carried through by someone else in the group. Report the "loss" and make a claim.

ps. I only learned of this, some years after I had retired.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

8/10 Cats does Countdown having the infunniest cunts ever in dictionary corner, so you keep having to skip the segment where some dickhead like that bearded Irish twat playing a Bontempi keyboard badly whilst shouting

 

[blue b4 the moon]

8/10 Cats does Countdown having the infunniest cunts ever in dictionary corner, so you keep having to skip the segment where some dickhead like that bearded Irish twat playing a Bontempi keyboard badly whilst shouting

There is occasionally a good one like Mr Swallow but in general yeah, FF to the next round.

 

[Blue Mist]

Bands that have Stephen in their name or a river named after them, or a horse why not a horse ?
How about a song that mentioned Vera or the Okinawa river delta.

FFS. Stop.

 

[Barcon]

Bands that have Stephen in their name or a river named after them, or a horse why not a horse ?
How about a song that mentioned Vera or the Okinawa river delta.

FFS. Stop.

Just got tickets to see Stephen Nile Dobbin this weekend.

 

[bigstanhibbert]

I’m with you. That’s why I’m glad everybody calls me fucking gorgeous.

I’m witty, an unbelievable racoon, wise, philosophical, enchanting and passionately interesting. The only thing holding me back, is crushingly low self esteem.

I could have gone places.

Have you got a National Entitlement Card? You don't look over 60.

Sat on the top deck of the bus overlooking all that is yours.....

 

[ballbag]

Newspaper headlines. Just seen that the NHS are to blame for an increase in illegal fat-loss jabs due to their slow roll out.

No. It's due to fat fucks not eating right or exercising. Get your fat fucking fingers out of your fat fucking mouths and slowly roll out the front door and jog a bit.

 

[KS55]

Fact: In UK we consume less carbs now than we did in the 50s. Then as kids we were always on the go. No phones, no internet, far fewer cars, more spare ground. The scrubby ‘field’ we used to play in is no longer, lost to road widening and a roundabout.

 

[Magicpole]

Have you got a National Entitlement Card? You don't look over 60.

Sat on the top deck of the bus overlooking all that is yours.....

What a lovely thought to start the day.

 

[East Level 2]

Newspaper headlines. Just seen that the NHS are to blame for an increase in illegal fat-loss jabs due to their slow roll out.

No. It's due to fat fucks not eating right or exercising. Get your fat fucking fingers out of your fat fucking mouths and slowly roll out the front door and jog a bit.

Boooo!!!! That's victim blaming that is. They'd come after you if they could get past the fridge.

 

[maxwellblue]

Lopsided number plates. How hard is it to fit one straight.

 

[give it to gordon]

Lopsided number plates. How hard is it to fit one straight.

Tinted number plates is the rage around with the boy racers

 

[lefty goldblatt]

People who name their sons after themselves...

.......... Jnr
or
the II, III, IV etc

There are thousands of names out there, just pick another, you egotistical fuckers

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

People who name their sons after themselves...

.......... Jnr
or
the II, III, IV etc

There are thousands of names out there, just pick another, you egotistical fuckers

Only Americans who do that. Tells you everything

 

[kaz7]

Double barrelled first names , another thing imported from the yanks

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Only Americans who do that. Tells you everything

I know a couple of Jnrs, locally. Mrs G is related to one such pair, and I worked with father and son Snr and Jnr