Stupid little things that bug you

[Barcon]

Guantanamo?

I can participate in water sports at home mate.

 

[Barcon]

He’ll be getting a fully paid trip from Uncle Sam.

The foods shit but the water boarding’s second to none.

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

For one person ?

Probably. The local pub near me was advertised at £59pp and they’re pretty basic food quality. Do they have places offering Christmas dinner in the States, and if so what do they charge?

 

[idahoblues]

The foods shit but the water boarding’s second to none.

Good company too

 

[KS55]

Talking of names, my granddaughter had three changes of surname before she was even 18-months old.
My son's partner registered the birth using just her own surname so, Hollie May HERsurname. When my son complained it was changed by deed poll to Hollie May HERsurname-SONsurname. The couple had already separated, soon she remarried and took his name so now it became Hollie May SONsurname-NEWsurname.

My grandson is Indian name, English name;Cornish name—Indian name. Im petitioning the parents to change it to Bert Smith.

 

[normskih]

My dad paid , but it still annoyed me
No pig in a blanket !!!

You pay for the wages, rather than the food.

 

[halfmist]

People using rear fog lights when visibility is greater than 100 metres.

I have been to Llandudno today and there were plenty of them out. They are only beaten by those not bothering with any lights at all.

 

[halfmist]

Talking of names, my granddaughter had three changes of surname before she was even 18-months old.
My son's partner registered the birth using just her own surname so, Hollie May HERsurname. When my son complained it was changed by deed poll to Hollie May HERsurname-SONsurname. The couple had already separated, soon she remarried and took his name so now it became Hollie May SONsurname-NEWsurname.

Here’s an idea for you. Perhaps we should all be all allocated a number at birth and as soon as we are old enough, chose our own name

 

[bennyboy]

Dickheads with their families in matching Christmas pj's. Today's offenders = Beckham, Rooney and yesterday's man Peter Andre.

All are yesterday men.

 

[kaz7]

Particularly when you are expected to put a - in between them Kaz. The other one is kids given first names eg Connor, that could be its Surname. The amount of time through life that persons going to get asked and what’s your first name Mr Connor.

When it comes to names i also think of the spelling of them, some ridiculous spelling going on and also on their wedding day they have to stand up and give their full names no matter how daft they are, lol

 

[kaz7]

I had no internet access this morning and thought phew i dont have to read the moaning cunts on the moon

Then it came back on and i couldnt resist a look !

 

[Dial M 4 Mercer]

Bar and restaurant staff who stroke people’s dogs whilst working and then happily continue serving food and drinks.

 

[halfmist]

Costa Cofee and the likes trying to get me to add things to my order that I haven’t asked for then me ordering a medium drink and them only half filling the cup.

 

[East Level 2]

Costa Cofee and the likes trying to get me to add things to my order that I haven’t asked for then me ordering a medium drink and them only half filling the cup.

Coffee places in general. A "regular" coffee can be any size between a thimble and a bucket.

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Coffee places in general. A "regular" coffee can be any size between a thimble and a bucket.

McDonald's and Gregg's.....
Half the price
It's nicer, and the size you ask for, represents the size you get




Mind you, I wouldn't touch McDonald's "food" with a shitty stick, and Gregg's is hardly great.

 

[Grassland Blue]

McDonald's and Gregg's.....
Half the price
It's nicer, and the size you ask for, represents the size you get




Mind you, I wouldn't touch McDonald's "food" with a shitty stick, and Gregg's is hardly great.

It's also increased prices.

 

[lefty goldblatt]

It's also increased prices.

But still a long way cheaper the gullible coffee drinker's shops

 

[Magicpole]

People who name their sons after themselves...

.......... Jnr
or
the II, III, IV etc

There are thousands of names out there, just pick another, you egotistical fuckers

If only I had read this before I named my sons, Magicson1 Magicson2 and Magicson 3.

Could be worse.

 

[Double R]

The excessive amount of labels inside clothing that you have to cut away. Citys puma clobber seem to have a short novel stuck inside that you have to cut away in about five seperate layers with a scissors.
Just stick it on with one of those plastic things.

 

[lefty goldblatt]

People who get  snooty about Carry On....films.
The majority of them are great.
.....up the jungle is on, now.
Superb