Stupid little things that bug you

Wtf? Dont buy suncream from car boot sales :)
The issue is the spf 60 makes you think you are bullet proof. The reality is that you can stay out in the sun 60 times longer than without it.
Standing in the pool or ocean in Cayo Coco and you have about 1min before you start to burn.
1/2hrs drinking beer in the pool and you're fucked.
Anyhoo. I'm brown as fuck now and the red didn't hurt ; )
 
On holiday in Majorca. Every fucker here is bright red with sunburn. Is it really that much of a bind to put some cream on?
I splashed out for a trip to Barbados for my honeymoon (some time ago).
On day one, my wife bought some sun tan oil from a woman selling on the beach.
She got fried within the hour and, for the rest of the holiday, it was "Don't touch me"
Some bloody honeymoon!
 
I splashed out for a trip to Barbados for my honeymoon (some time ago).
On day one, my wife bought some sun tan oil from a woman selling on the beach.
She got fried within the hour and, for the rest of the holiday, it was "Don't touch me"
Some bloody honeymoon!
That might have been her master plan all along! I bet she still says the same now you’re back several years later :)
 
The issue is the spf 60 makes you think you are bullet proof. The reality is that you can stay out in the sun 60 times longer than without it.
Standing in the pool or ocean in Cayo Coco and you have about 1min before you start to burn.
1/2hrs drinking beer in the pool and you're fucked.
Anyhoo. I'm brown as fuck now and the red didn't hurt ; )
Say hello to melanoma……
 
Taking my lad to his volunteering this morning. Nice wide road with wide pavement, no traffic or pedestrians yet a fucking knobhead jogger decides to run in the road. Why ? Does he like the danger of being killed by a car driver ? He wasn't even running facing the traffic !.

I just don't understand why people but themselves at an unnecessary risk, I don't get it.
 
Taking my lad to his volunteering this morning. Nice wide road with wide pavement, no traffic or pedestrians yet a fucking knobhead jogger decides to run in the road. Why ? Does he like the danger of being killed by a car driver ? He wasn't even running facing the traffic !.

I just don't understand why people but themselves at an unnecessary risk, I don't get it.
There's a woman that does that around my house. I always tell her that she's going to get killed one day. I can only assume that she's a thick twat.
 

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