Stupid little things that bug you

[city5189]

Wives and kids who don't answer their phones when 99.9% of the time it's never more than 6 inches away from their face.

 

[Cellarite]

People who say "can I get" in shops, ordering food etc
People who have bonfires
Shopkeepers who don't show you the figure on the card machine when charging you
People who sacrifice their house looking like a shit hole so they can have their finance on a car and their pointless holidays they never stop bollocking on about

I think I love you.

 

[bluemc]

The tennis wankers at Wimbledon who, when playing shit, look up at their coaches in the stand and start pulling faces and moaning as if it’s their fault!

The same tennis wankers then constantly sacking their coaches every time they lose because it's absolutely the coaches fault they just got spanked on court.

 

[Eccles Blue]

Aren’t they invited in with all expenses paid to sit in those prominent seats? They know what they’re doing.

But yes, it’s irritating now but at least Cliff won’t be turning up.

Apparently he's there every day!! Just not in the Royal Box. :-)

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Wimbledon.

 

[Cellarite]

Not the first time I've posted this but the lack of a history forum on here. Not a day goes by without a "on this day in ...." thread. Then, as some of us are trying to work out whether we can feasibly get to Palermo on the friendlies thread, there's a group discussing Chorley and Preston friendlies from 20 years ago.

 

[lefty goldblatt]

The hype over a pub rock band playing some concerts

 

[117 M34]

People who say - of an evening.

It just doesn't make sense.
You wouldn't say of a morning or of an afternoon so why is of an evening acceptable?
Cunts.

 

[Bri1975]

Not having a clue why I have insufficient privileges to post in joke thread , not posted in it for a while :

 

[Blue Mist]

The same tennis wankers then constantly sacking their coaches every time they lose because it's absolutely the coaches fault they just got spanked on court.

Is this something we can see online ?

I typed in Emily Raducanu Spanked but got no hits. I got a couple of referrals to a Uzbekistan website but I don't think the images were legit

 

[He’stheleftbackremember]

Patrick Kielty, don’t know why but switch channels as soon as I know it’s him.

 

[halfmist]

When manning a road closure, and dog owners allow their dogs to piss up the barriers that I have to move.

Bet the owners would get the right arse if I pissed up the office chair or desk

Similar problem. I have a canal boat and the amount of dog owners that are happy for their dogs to cock their leg up against the mooring pins then piss all over them and the ropes that I then have to pull out by hand.. Especially annoying are those dogs on a lead and the owners are happy to stand and wait whilst they do it.

 

[Bri1975]

1.Being made to wait 15 mins to be seated , granted i was 20 mins early , but there was loads of empty tables
2.Being given a warm bottle
3.Having to get up to get my own parmesan and black pepper for bang average starter
4.New the main was going to be shit before I'd tried it by the quantity , I was right
5. Being English sometimes , like when you get asked is everything ok with your meal
6. Still having insufficient privileges to post in joke thread which i haven't posted in for ages

 

[KS55]

Dealing with morons. Sorry, suffering fools gladly.

 

[Stoned Rose]

People who stop on escalators.

 

[Kinkybyname]

the 00.01% of bacteria and viruses Domestos cannot kill

 

[Bournemouth Blue]

Neighbours

 

[Bill Walker]

Neighbours

Especially that Mrs fucking Mangle.

The dog was okay.

 

[Bill Walker]

People who stop on escalators.

Escalators that aren't working.

 

[Bill Walker]

Is this something we can see online ?

I typed in Emily Raducanu Spanked but got no hits. I got a couple of referrals to a Uzbekistan website but I don't think the images were legit

You do realise Misty there's a government department watching what old men are searching for on their computers..

:-)