Talksport now

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJlm7yVnC8k[/youtube]

Great find mate.
Reminds me of some **** who's name escapes me...

 

[Vincents Tackle]

Cork is doing an admirable impression of St Ronald of Dunmow in fairness to the lad. Quote of the day from Brazil with Cork chiming in to agree with him:

"Look, I'm not a United fan, nor is Dominic..."

I know a lot of people get wound up by the station's MO and myriad muppet presenters, pundits and sidekicks, but honestly for those who aren't tuning in on a regular basis for Brazil's breakfast show, you are missing so much fucking comedy gold. The meltdown is almost Les Dennis-esque.

"But, but, wee Davey? He'll be alright won't he? I mean sralix, the history, the club, the fans? Wee Davey? He'll be fine - won't he?"

It's brightening my mornings up no end I can tell you!

Absolutely spot on. Sralex is brilliant as well....it's exactly how he says it.

I love the 'Sralex asked them to give him time, and it's a 6 year contract, so they must honour Sralex's request as he's the greatest ever manager to ever manage any football team..........EVER'

I'm telling you mate, it's classic Kubler-Ross:

Denial
Anger
Bargaining
Depression
Acceptance

After his minor spat with Matt Scott this morning, we are possibly seeing the transition to Anger - and there's still a whole three stages to go after that. I'm tempted to transcribe it all and palm it off to the BBC as a new comedy show, it's fucking brilliant.

I was out on Saturday night with some mates and a fair few of them are rags. They're all well and truly past the denial stage that's for sure. I'd say a fair few were as far as the Depression stage and we're only 6 games in,

Every single one of them admitted that Davey hasn't got a clue, is out of his depth and not the right man for the job.

I enjoyed Saturday night.

 

[Vienna_70]

A mate at work - a former ST holder at the theatre of debt - agrees that it's not Moyes' fault, because it's basically the same squad as last season.

Now he is a sensible and decent football fan, so you can have a decent conversation with him.

But for the life of me, I can't see how anyone could reach this conclusion, as gollum - and his coaching staff - is the only difference to last term, A&E apart.

 

[stony]

A mate at work - a former ST holder at the theatre of debt - agrees that it's not Moyes' fault, because it's basically the same squad as last season.

Now he is a sensible and decent football fan, so you can have a decent conversation with him.

But for the life of me, I can't see how anyone could reach this conclusion, as gollum - and his coaching staff - is the only difference to last term, A&E apart.

Afro and Elbows. So glad that is catching on.

 

[KentBlue]

Afro and Elbows. So glad that is catching on.

Agreed. Better than Hair-Bear, anyway.

 

[moomba]

I was out on Saturday night with some mates and a fair few of them are rags. They're all well and truly past the denial stage that's for sure. I'd say a fair few were as far as the Depression stage and we're only 6 games in,

Every single one of them admitted that Davey hasn't got a clue, is out of his depth and not the right man for the job.

I enjoyed Saturday night.

Destroying innate arrogance, confidence and feeling of entitlement built up over a quarter of a decade is quite an achievement. To do it in less than 3 months is a miracle.

Forget Sir Golum, he'll be a saint before the end of the decade.

 

[Vienna_70]

A mate at work - a former ST holder at the theatre of debt - agrees that it's not Moyes' fault, because it's basically the same squad as last season.

Now he is a sensible and decent football fan, so you can have a decent conversation with him.

But for the life of me, I can't see how anyone could reach this conclusion, as gollum - and his coaching staff - is the only difference to last term, A&E apart.

Afro and Elbows. So glad that is catching on.

I love it, Stony; I think it's a great nickname.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Cork is doing an admirable impression of St Ronald of Dunmow in fairness to the lad. Quote of the day from Brazil with Cork chiming in to agree with him:

"Look, I'm not a United fan, nor is Dominic..."

I know a lot of people get wound up by the station's MO and myriad muppet presenters, pundits and sidekicks, but honestly for those who aren't tuning in on a regular basis for Brazil's breakfast show, you are missing so much fucking comedy gold. The meltdown is almost Les Dennis-esque.

"But, but, wee Davey? He'll be alright won't he? I mean sralix, the history, the club, the fans? Wee Davey? He'll be fine - won't he?"

It's brightening my mornings up no end I can tell you!

Absolutely spot on. Sralex is brilliant as well....it's exactly how he says it.

I love the 'Sralex asked them to give him time, and it's a 6 year contract, so they must honour Sralex's request as he's the greatest ever manager to ever manage any football team..........EVER'

I'm telling you mate, it's classic Kubler-Ross:

Denial
Anger
Bargaining
Depression
Acceptance

After his minor spat with Matt Scott this morning, we are possibly seeing the transition to Anger - and there's still a whole three stages to go after that. I'm tempted to transcribe it all and palm it off to the BBC as a new comedy show, it's fucking brilliant.

With the good news that there's no guarantee of moving through all stages smoothly or even coming out the other end - if you can't move on, sometimes you just get stuck or keep looping :-)))

 

[scotty123]

John Cross just upset Brazil, Moyes says he will get it right at utd as he has done it at Preston and Everton but thats Preston and Everton not utd, Brazil was spluttering he couldnt even get a Davey will get it right out to support him, think he knows now he is fighting a losing battle

 

[malg]

John Cross just upset Brazil, Moyes says he will get it right at utd as he has done it at Preston and Everton but thats Preston and Everton not utd, Brazil was spluttering he couldnt even get a Davey will get it right out to support him, think he knows now he is fighting a losing battle

Haha.....just put that on the Rag thread. I would love to have seen Brazil's face after the 'Moyes tried for years to get Everton above Utd, and now he's managed it'......well played Cross!

 

[Anonymous]

Missed that bit, but on the school run he seemed to be keeping his powder dry. Mind you, he has Ginola next to him today so it could be that David is proving a calming influence?

The only thing you could laugh at today was his surprise at Wilkins, Hunter and Ginola all tipping City to win this evening.

Certainly looking forward to tomorrow's edition irrespective of the results tonight as I'm sure Brian Moore will be good value.

 

[The Flash]

Missed that bit, but on the school run he seemed to be keeping his powder dry. Mind you, he has Ginola next to him today so it could be that David is proving a calming influence?

Certainly looking forward to tomorrow's edition irrespective of the results tonight as I'm sure Brian Moore will be good value.

Brazil was previewing the CL games tonight and he said that all he wants is United not to lose! Hahaha! How the mighty arrogant twat has fallen!

"I jus want Manchessnited no' te lose tenight. A battling draaw, 2-2 or 1-1. No concede an early goaal and the boys heeds drop....."

Sports Breakfast is comedy gold.

 

[scotty123]

Missed that bit, but on the school run he seemed to be keeping his powder dry. Mind you, he has Ginola next to him today so it could be that David is proving a calming influence?

Certainly looking forward to tomorrow's edition irrespective of the results tonight as I'm sure Brian Moore will be good value.

Brazil was previewing the CL games tonight and he said that all he wants is United not to lose! Hahaha! How the mighty arrogant twat has fallen!

"I jus want Manchessnited no' te lose tenight. A battling draaw, 2-2 or 1-1. No concede an early goaal and the boys heeds drop....."

Sports Breakfast is comedy gold.

Ha ha you have got his accent off to a tee iv just ran it through my head .....or heed

 

[Pam]

Absolutely spot on. Sralex is brilliant as well....it's exactly how he says it.

I love the 'Sralex asked them to give him time, and it's a 6 year contract, so they must honour Sralex's request as he's the greatest ever manager to ever manage any football team..........EVER'

I'm telling you mate, it's classic Kubler-Ross:

Denial
Anger
Bargaining
Depression
Acceptance

After his minor spat with Matt Scott this morning, we are possibly seeing the transition to Anger - and there's still a whole three stages to go after that. I'm tempted to transcribe it all and palm it off to the BBC as a new comedy show, it's fucking brilliant.

I was out on Saturday night with some mates and a fair few of them are rags. They're all well and truly past the denial stage that's for sure. I'd say a fair few were as far as the Depression stage and we're only 6 games in,

Every single one of them admitted that Davey hasn't got a clue, is out of his depth and not the right man for the job.

I enjoyed Saturday night.

"Oh every single one of them, they fucking hate Moyesey ... they fucking hate Moyesey .... they fucking hate Moyesey" Reprise.

That's there song, that it.

 

[scotty123]

Arsenal fans getting verry verry giddy, cannot work out if Durham is just humouring them or is generally praising them which would be a first

 

[AntiUnited]

Arsenal fans getting verry verry giddy, cannot work out if Durham is just humouring them or is generally praising them which would be a first

Same lol. i think hes waiting for the implosion.

 

[bernabias home shirt]

GPC getting grief off Brazil & that slimey c unt ladyman this morning

Telling him to let it go abt Rooney and his transfer request as it's damaging the club.

 

[Skip Donoghue]

Tommy from Manchester the City fan my arse more a rag in disguise

Nasty is shit...couldn't even say Fernandinho....slagging Hart...and giving Brazil all he wanted to hear....then said Steve Bruce's Hull should have won at the Etihad, sorry Tommy please try harder the affection in your voice when you mentioned rubber face was there for all to hear....you fucking tool, Talksport at its foolish best

 

[scotty123]

Big Joe Corrigan just been on and Brazil never asked him about Davey, Sluraleonce, must be a record for brazil

 

[BlueHammer85]

If its so Rag biased why do you all listen to it ?