Haha! You’re not far off in fairness. I only go these days when I have to and then it’s usually for as short a time as possible.Cheeky fucker!
It’s definitely got worse over the years and it’s not been helped by the fucking Essex boys films recently turning their attention to it.
I was invited to the most recent premier last week for another new ‘gangster’ flick that the usual suspects have made but I gave a polite decline.