The Conservative Party

Tory tosser from Reigate - Hunt has shown his talent because in 3 days he has managed to stabilise the economy with his actions

Labour Rachel Reeves being witty - number 10 is like an airbnb

One has just tore up the budget parts wildly denounced by the whole fucking world, the other has stole a joke from social media and tried to pass it off as her own without realising a lot will have heard it so will think she's a bit of a dick.

Your highly paid politicians ladies and gents.
 
Johnny Mars Bar said:
I’ve got a growing niggle that this ends with Boris calling a general election, and winning it.

I just think this country is actually that stupid.
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So I'm envisioning it like this....

1. Johnson wins membership vote.
2. It becomes clear Johnson not willing go to the country .
3. So 40+ MPs vote against government in no confidence vote and election is called.
4. Labour on course for huge majority.
5. Johnson rings Vlad who explains he's got his own shit to deal with this time and you'll have to sort it yourself fat boy.
6. With the assistance of rogue MI5 resources and a couple of middle eastern despots Johnson circulates a deep fake video of Starmer doing something unconscionable at a donkey sanctuary
7. We find out once and for all whether the English electorate are capable of participating in sane democratic discourse
8. It turns out a number of them aren't and therefore Starmer only has enough support to form a coalition
9. The price of the coalition is electoral reform which Starmer reluctantantly agrees to
10. The ERG decide that under PR they might as well break cover and form their own party after all but their choice of a swivel eyed frog in prepper camouflage as party logo puts off quite a lot of the electorate for the next two decades
11. The green coalition manages to establish the UK as a green powerhouse, and the role Scotland takes as a world centre for renewables science along with the repaired relationship with the now reformed EU means independence becomes a moot issue
12. So it turns out that Johnson's narcissistic personality and hubris inadvertently allows the UK to lead the charge to save the planet
13. In gratitude the entire world adopts green passport covers at the suggestion of UK President Gundogan (did I forget to mention we've become a republic along the way and Mr Whippy had taken citizenship on his retirement)
14. We all live sanely ever after....The End.
 
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Octavian said:
It was more the timing of it more than anything and how sudden and significant her changes were.

Sunak, who had been our chancellor for the last 2 years, stood on his podium during the leadership debate and stated that if she did it, the Pound would collapse, interest rates would sky rocket and she’d fuck everyone’s mortgages.

They all ignored him and went with her anyway.
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They also ignored all the experts over Brexit, but some seem to have forgotten that.
 
Blue Maverick said:
If Sunak gets in wasn’t him who introduced the NI increase will he reverse the reverse, it’s a shit show.
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Those that were paying attention will have noted that by the end of the campaign RS had given up with his sane economic approach and had started to adopt a lot of LTs neo-liberal tax policy.

However i accept that 1, no one cared at that point and 2, a lot has happened since.
 
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