The General Election Thread

[Lucky13]

Classic generalisation from a tory...worry about those at the top and bollox to the rest,yep,you should vote tory no question. Idont begrudge people earning what they can,i begrudge selfish bastards ignoring the needy and assuming they have all chosen that path..quite a few selfish bastards on here.

Is it a cost of living crisis, obesity crisis or Britain isn't eating crisis this week?

 

[Blue Til Death]

Once we stop importing other countries poor people and the great unwashed and workshy realise that this country does not owe them a living, we can concentrate on the genuinely poor and needy folk and be able to afford to do whatever is required to give them a reasonable standard of living, without bankrupting the country.

 

[Damocles]

Once we stop importing other countries poor people and the great unwashed and workshy realise that this country does not owe them a living, we can concentrate on the genuinely poor and needy folk and be able to afford to do whatever is required to give them a reasonable standard of living, without bankrupting the country.

I'd just like to point out that you're literally talking in cliches with no actual meaning behind them. If you were a satirist who said the above I'd declare you a genius.

 

[DelToro]

Once we stop importing other countries poor people and the great unwashed and workshy realise that this country does not owe them a living, we can concentrate on the genuinely poor and needy folk and be able to afford to do whatever is required to give them a reasonable standard of living, without bankrupting the country.

I'd just like to point out that you're literally talking in cliches with no actual meaning behind them. If you were a satirist who said the above I'd declare you a genius.

All he missed was "benefit scroungers" and he would have had a full house.

 

[Damocles]

Once we stop importing other countries poor people and the great unwashed and workshy realise that this country does not owe them a living, we can concentrate on the genuinely poor and needy folk and be able to afford to do whatever is required to give them a reasonable standard of living, without bankrupting the country.

I'd just like to point out that you're literally talking in cliches with no actual meaning behind them. If you were a satirist who said the above I'd declare you a genius.

All he missed was "benefit scroungers" and he would have had a full house.

With "the great unwashed" and "does not owe them a living", if he would have mentioned "dividing up the national pie" and "remember, we cannot pay ourselves more than we earn" then he would have hit every one of the Yes Minister cliches that Jim Hacker uses about the economy.

 

[Blue Til Death]

Once we stop importing other countries poor people and the great unwashed and workshy realise that this country does not owe them a living, we can concentrate on the genuinely poor and needy folk and be able to afford to do whatever is required to give them a reasonable standard of living, without bankrupting the country.

I'd just like to point out that you're literally talking in cliches with no actual meaning behind them. If you were a satirist who said the above I'd declare you a genius.

In that case I shall leave my office a happy man.. Many thanks for your kind words, apologies for missing benefit scroungers but I lumped them in with the workshy.

Happy Friday

 

[worsleyweb]

Once we stop importing other countries poor people and the great unwashed and workshy realise that this country does not owe them a living, we can concentrate on the genuinely poor and needy folk and be able to afford to do whatever is required to give them a reasonable standard of living, without bankrupting the country.

I'd just like to point out that you're literally talking in cliches with no actual meaning behind them. If you were a satirist who said the above I'd declare you a genius.

His point is perfectly valid. As I said my mrs deals with immigration every day. I hear of the calibre of people coming to our country each day. No intent or capability to work many of them.

 

[blue cigar]

Once we stop importing other countries poor people and the great unwashed and workshy realise that this country does not owe them a living, we can concentrate on the genuinely poor and needy folk and be able to afford to do whatever is required to give them a reasonable standard of living, without bankrupting the country.

Are you alf garnett?

 

[Paulpowersleftfoot]

Once we stop importing other countries poor people and the great unwashed and workshy realise that this country does not owe them a living, we can concentrate on the genuinely poor and needy folk and be able to afford to do whatever is required to give them a reasonable standard of living, without bankrupting the country.

Are you alf garnett?

Do you need to be alf garnet to be sick and tired of the idle masses who contribute the square root of fuck all to the country?
Be an awful lot of Alfs then

 

[worsleyweb]

Once we stop importing other countries poor people and the great unwashed and workshy realise that this country does not owe them a living, we can concentrate on the genuinely poor and needy folk and be able to afford to do whatever is required to give them a reasonable standard of living, without bankrupting the country.

Are you alf garnett?

Do you need to be alf garnet to be sick and tired of the idle masses who contribute the square root of fuck all to the country?
Be an awful lot of Alfs then

I'd make the bastads work 50 hours for benefits. My aunty has been on the sick for 30 years and has absolutely fuck all wrong with her. She has had her council tax paid for 30 years and swans off to charity shops buying shit every day. Actually spends 6 weeks in the summer in Devon in a caravan and is one of those knobheads who puts her status on facebook showing what a great life she has! One last week of her having cocktails in camel gobs restaraunt! I am physically exhausted by Friday night. It makes me sick - it's a good job I am not pm. I would make Alf garnet look like Damocles.

 

[blue cigar]

Are you alf garnett?

Do you need to be alf garnet to be sick and tired of the idle masses who contribute the square root of fuck all to the country?
Be an awful lot of Alfs then

I'd make the bastads work 50 hours for benefits. My aunty has been on the sick for 30 years and has absolutely fuck all wrong with her. She has had her council tax paid for 30 years and swans off to charity shops buying shit every day. Actually spends 6 weeks in the summer in Devon in a caravan and is one of those knobheads who puts her status on facebook showing what a great life she has! One last week of her having cocktails in camel gobs restaraunt! I am physically exhausted by Friday night. It makes me sick - it's a good job I am not pm. I would make Alf garnet look like Damocles.

Actually your right. Fuck the unemployed,the disabled and the homeless...lets make sure the bankers and tax avoiders are ok. Iv seen the light,im voting tory. Come on you bullingdon boys!

 

[Paulpowersleftfoot]

Do you need to be alf garnet to be sick and tired of the idle masses who contribute the square root of fuck all to the country?
Be an awful lot of Alfs then

I'd make the bastads work 50 hours for benefits. My aunty has been on the sick for 30 years and has absolutely fuck all wrong with her. She has had her council tax paid for 30 years and swans off to charity shops buying shit every day. Actually spends 6 weeks in the summer in Devon in a caravan and is one of those knobheads who puts her status on facebook showing what a great life she has! One last week of her having cocktails in camel gobs restaraunt! I am physically exhausted by Friday night. It makes me sick - it's a good job I am not pm. I would make Alf garnet look like Damocles.

Actually your right. Fuck the unemployed,the disabled and the homeless...lets make sure the bankers and tax avoiders are ok. Iv seen the light,im voting tory. Come on you bullingdon boys!

Where did he say that exactly?

 

[Damocles]

Are you alf garnett?

Do you need to be alf garnet to be sick and tired of the idle masses who contribute the square root of fuck all to the country?
Be an awful lot of Alfs then

I'd make the bastads work 50 hours for benefits. My aunty has been on the sick for 30 years and has absolutely fuck all wrong with her. She has had her council tax paid for 30 years and swans off to charity shops buying shit every day. Actually spends 6 weeks in the summer in Devon in a caravan and is one of those knobheads who puts her status on facebook showing what a great life she has! One last week of her having cocktails in camel gobs restaraunt! I am physically exhausted by Friday night. It makes me sick - it's a good job I am not pm. I would make Alf garnet look like Damocles.

Seems nature might have beaten you to it!

 

[law74]

Are you alf garnett?

Do you need to be alf garnet to be sick and tired of the idle masses who contribute the square root of fuck all to the country?
Be an awful lot of Alfs then

I'd make the bastads work 50 hours for benefits. My aunty has been on the sick for 30 years and has absolutely fuck all wrong with her. She has had her council tax paid for 30 years and swans off to charity shops buying shit every day. Actually spends 6 weeks in the summer in Devon in a caravan and is one of those knobheads who puts her status on facebook showing what a great life she has! One last week of her having cocktails in camel gobs restaraunt! I am physically exhausted by Friday night. It makes me sick - it's a good job I am not pm. I would make Alf garnet look like Damocles.

So what have you done about it?

 

[worsleyweb]

Do you need to be alf garnet to be sick and tired of the idle masses who contribute the square root of fuck all to the country?
Be an awful lot of Alfs then

I'd make the bastads work 50 hours for benefits. My aunty has been on the sick for 30 years and has absolutely fuck all wrong with her. She has had her council tax paid for 30 years and swans off to charity shops buying shit every day. Actually spends 6 weeks in the summer in Devon in a caravan and is one of those knobheads who puts her status on facebook showing what a great life she has! One last week of her having cocktails in camel gobs restaraunt! I am physically exhausted by Friday night. It makes me sick - it's a good job I am not pm. I would make Alf garnet look like Damocles.

So what have you done about it?

Done about what?

 

[Chancy Termites]

TV channels now saying together they'll broadcast debates without Cameron if he doesn't want to take part. Let's see if I'm right about Miliband copping out now he can't hide behind Cameron any longer.

Hope not.

 

[cibaman]

TV channels now saying together they'll broadcast debates without Cameron if he doesn't want to take part. Let's see if I'm right about Miliband copping out now he can't hide behind Cameron any longer.

Hope not.

So how would the head to heads work? 90 mins of Miliband just answering questions without any follow up interrogation?

 

[Chancy Termites]

TV channels now saying together they'll broadcast debates without Cameron if he doesn't want to take part. Let's see if I'm right about Miliband copping out now he can't hide behind Cameron any longer.

Hope not.

So how would the head to heads work? 90 mins of Miliband just answering questions without any follow up interrogation?

Well the 4 way debate without Cameron would be Miliband, Clegg and Farage; the 7 without Cameron would also include Bennett, Sturgeon and whoever the Plaid person is.

What I'm saying is that in either case, Miliband will leg it and hide rather than face a debate with Farage. He's had it easy until now as he hasn't had to say so due to the focus being on Cameron. Let's see what happens next anyway.

 

[cibaman]

TV channels now saying together they'll broadcast debates without Cameron if he doesn't want to take part. Let's see if I'm right about Miliband copping out now he can't hide behind Cameron any longer.

Hope not.

So how would the head to heads work? 90 mins of Miliband just answering questions without any follow up interrogation?

Well the 4 way debate without Cameron would be Miliband, Clegg and Farage; the 7 without Cameron would also include Bennett, Sturgeon and whoever the Plaid person is.

What I'm saying is that in either case, Miliband will leg it and hide rather than face a debate with Farage. He's had it easy until now as he hasn't had to say so due to the focus being on Cameron. Let's see what happens next anyway.

But if Milliband legged it he wouldnt then be able to turn up for the one that's supposed be a head to head between him and Cameron would he?

 

[Bill]

Once we stop importing other countries poor people and the great unwashed and workshy realise that this country does not owe them a living, we can concentrate on the genuinely poor and needy folk and be able to afford to do whatever is required to give them a reasonable standard of living, without bankrupting the country.

if only. we are the worlds dustbin. austrailia gets doctors we get cadgers. fucking crime that is.