The miserable old bastard thread

Damn; that sounds very like a certain singer who seems to be very popular on here. Can't think of his name at the moment, but he once carped on about The monarch being no longer alive.
"He Who mustn't be named with the twatty hair"
 
As a high-functioning autistic adult, I will always have great difficulty discerning what most metaphors mean. Please do not say, "It's raining cats & dogs", for if you do, I am likely to condemn you for making such an outrageous claim.
 
those bloody hoverboards almost get run over daily and parents taking them to school so their little darlings can try and kill someone on way home of 200 metres
 
those bloody hoverboards almost get run over daily and parents taking them to school so their little darlings can try and kill someone on way home of 200 metres

skateboards ?

I fuckin detest those fuckers

Id like to have a big bonfire and burn them all
 

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