The most innacurate football heckle ever............

[Sultana of Brunei]

maybe he meant lazy thinker - ie doesn't pass much

I can categorically assure you that was not what he was referring to.

Unless you know different? Your not him are you? :-D

He looked like a middle-aged but extremely angry Malcolm Allison.

 

[N-Word-Joe]

"Adebayor, you've got no skill ! hughes should take off Ireland aswel, hes never done anything good"

"in my day denis law used to get just over the half way line and belt them into the back of the net ........ their all shit nowadays"

here is my all time favorite though ! picture the champions league final, barca vs scum .....

"Messi ! now he's fucking shit ! he had enough time to bicycle kick that in, but did a shit header ! hes got no flair that one, fucking rubbish"

anybody beat those? those are all from the same person aswel hahaha !

EDIT: just remembered another gem, "this is attrocious, we need to get some expensive players !"

still all the same bloke

 

[Vienna_70]

Micah, you need to get in the weights room, lad.

 

[Obvious Mancunian]

'weve just bought sibierski - he's good in the air'

 

[Spelcheka]

Up in the East Stand a couple of seasons ago we had a young lad who would always call out "Where are ya ?"

What ever the occasion, whatever the score, it was always the same .. "Where are ya ?"

Then one day someone suddenly realised he was no longer amongst us.
The word went round that "Where are ya ?" had gone missing.

Soon the despairing call rang out ............."Where are ya "Where are ya ?" and all to no avail.

Sadly he never returned our call, and to this day we still wonder where he is.

So, if you are still out there "Where are ya ?" we need you.

Your inspirational battle cry might just work !

 

[rdjmcfc]

the guy behind me yesterday says;

'Adebayor has got the worst first touch ever'

i coudn't believe what i was hearing!!!!!!!

 

[fbloke]

C'Mon Fashanu get into yer man!

(I know, i know. Tasteless and childish - but its the best I could do)

 

[Spelcheka]

I reckon a good accurate call would be ......

"We don't know what you're doing "

 

[sweep]

'weve just bought sibierski - he's good in the air'

Keegan's chief scout was a part time flight attendant.

 

[mancunial]

yea but he couldn,t half tackle from behind?

C'Mon Fashanu get into yer man!

(I know, i know. Tasteless and childish - but its the best I could do)