The official 2021 Eurovision thread

[Tuearts right boot]

Bit of perspective for people moaning about a contest they have no interest about until we finish last.

Only Sweden and Ireland have won it more times than the UK. We are joint third place with 5 wins.

List of Eurovision Song Contest winners - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Most recent wins by the Big 5

Italy: 2021

Germany: 2010

UK: 1997

France: 1977

Spain: 1969

Bit of perspective for people moaning about a contest they have no interest about until we finish last.

Only Sweden and Ireland have won it more times than the UK. We are joint third place with 5 wins.

List of Eurovision Song Contest winners - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Most recent wins by the Big 5

Italy: 2021

Germany: 2010

UK: 1997

France: 1977

Spain: 1969

Coming third to Abba and Johnny Logan is no great shame then !! ;)

 

[forlorn hope]

I enjoyed it last night, its one of the few programmes I can watch fit, nubile semi naked females cavorting around without being accused of being a dirty old man by my good lady. And our entry by some fat boy who looked as if he was going to try and flog me some spare tarmac for my driveway was total shite.

 

[frothy]

Really thought Iceland were going to win

 

[Tuearts right boot]

I enjoyed it last night, its one of the few programmes I can watch fit, nubile semi naked females cavorting around without being accused of being a dirty old man by my good lady. And our entry by some fat boy who looked as if he was going to try and flog me some spare tarmac for my driveway was total shite.

I've been looking at his picture and couldn't quite place him. We got a lifetime guarantee, a free rabbits foot and a bag of wooden pegs with ours.

 

[richardtheref]

I'm sure there used to be a really good singer also called James Newman. Was a lot slimmer and was a good singer, even though not my thing.

 

[I'm With Stupid]

Haha, people blaming politics for our shit song getting nul points are like Dwight Yorke blaming racism for him not being a football manager.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

I enjoyed it last night, its one of the few programmes I can watch fit, nubile semi naked females cavorting around without being accused of being a dirty old man by my good lady. And our entry by some fat boy who looked as if he was going to try and flog me some spare tarmac for my driveway was total shite.

i only heard three songs, and wish I hadn't - Iceland, Lithuania and Italy - all of which came into my category of unutterable drivel.

 

[give it to gordon]

I dont watch and have just woke up .....


Did we win ?



















Lololol

 

[bluealf]

Has anything been said about the coke-sniffing from the winner then?

Edit never mind just found the full clip



Looks less suspicious but fuck knows what he was doing lol

 

[LWashington]

That Azerbaijan girl singer got my vote. My telly needed windscreen wipers.

I bet in the end it looked like a Baku-ke party.