The TV Quiz Show Thread

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Multiple choice??

Pass.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Meant to post this yesterday after The Chase.

Q. What’s the most active ingredient in a nicotine patch?
A. Elastoband

 

[give it to gordon]

To my utter regret I caught the end of Deal or No Deal before The Chase.
The absolute fakeness of contestants in all being so chummy and “best new friend” shite with each other.
The one up for the money looked at another contestant and said “hope you can do this for me big guy” and the big guy says
“I only met you yesterday but I have so much love for you….”
Fucking vomit inducing shite!

Watching today it really is getting sickly. It really is a load bollocks with right mardy arse twats on it.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Retired copper from Stockport on The Chase.

Q. “Express yourself, it’s one one one” is a line from which football anthem?

A. Oh…….. the Liverpool one….

Followed by a woman from Leeds who obviously knew nowt about sport.

Q. In America, football is known as what?
A. Rugby football

Q. In one day cricket internationals, how many overs do each side get to bowl?
A. 2

 

[levets]

Retired copper from Stockport on The Chase.

Q. “Express yourself, it’s one one one” is a line from which football anthem?

A. Oh…….. the Liverpool one….

Followed by a woman from Leeds who obviously knew nowt about sport.

Q. In America, football is known as what?
A. Rugby football

Q. In one day cricket internationals, how many overs do each side get to bowl?
A. 2

I’m watching. I think the John Barnes rapping section confused him. The woman was just clueless about sport.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

I’m watching. I think the John Barnes rapping section confused him. The women was just clueless about sport.

In the final
Q. (Name of author) wrote the book Pleasure Beach about which sea side town?
A. (Copper from Stockport) Sydney

 

[KS55]

I honestly don’t know why you watch these quizzes, they are all pretty moronic.

 

[levets]

In the final
Q. (Name of author) wrote the book Pleasure Beach about which sea side town?
A. (Copper from Stockport) Sydney

Haha yes he did. A whopper of a Copper

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

I honestly don’t know why you watch these quizzes, they are all pretty moronic.

Well I may apply to go on one and given how superior I feel to these contestants, I may give it a go.
Mind you, I would never tell a soul on here I was going on it. There would be piss taking for sure…..

 

[Gray]

Just watched celebrity mastermind.

That Seann Walsh is an utter buffoon.

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

Just watched celebrity mastermind.

That Seann Walsh is an utter buffoon.

There was some celebrity on WWTBAM last night who didn’t know which was the biggest measure of volume, Centilitre or Kilolitre.

Rang his dad who guessed centilitre.

 

[East Level 2]

There was some celebrity on WWTBAM last night who didn’t know which was the biggest measure of volume, Centilitre or Kilolitre.

Rang his dad who guessed centilitre.

Is kilolitre an actual unit? It can't be selected as an option on any instrument I've ever quoted. Cubic metre surely.

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

Is kilolitre an actual unit? It can't be selected as an option on any instrument I've ever quoted. Cubic metre surely.

Apparently so. I rarely have to measure out that much liquid so have no personal experience though.

;)

 

[KS55]

Just watched celebrity mastermind.

That Seann Walsh is an utter buffoon.

Celebrity Mastermind is oxymoronic.

 

[the-ecstacy-of-eight]

Is kilolitre an actual unit? It can't be selected as an option on any instrument I've ever quoted. Cubic metre surely.

ALL the SI units of measure can be prefixed with ALL of the metric prefixes, the resulting unit may not be the common usage term but it is still a bone fide unit, that's pretty much the purpose of the system.

ie - Decimetre

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

The Chase
Q. Which of these towns is furthest south?

Warrington, Workington, Washington

Both the contestant and The Dark Destroyer got it wrong - both said they had no idea where Workington was and Bradley also said he had no idea where Workington was. He even asked the final contestant left if she knew where it was and she didn't either!
4 generally intelligent people and not one of them knew where Workington was in England!

 

[citizen_maine]

The Chase
Q. Which of these towns is furthest south?

Warrington, Workington, Washington

Both the contestant and The Dark Destroyer got it wrong - both said they had no idea where Workington was and Bradley also said he had no idea where Workington was. He even asked the final contestant left if she knew where it was and she didn't either!
4 generally intelligent people and not one of them knew where Workington was in England!

Is that a lack of intelligence or geography?

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Is that a lack of intelligence or geography?

A lack of their intelligence on the subject of geography ;)

 

[RadcliffeRick]

A lack of their intelligence on the subject of geography ;)

Unless they were scousers and panicked when they heared the word work!

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

A good one on Impossible (a good TV quiz, shame it’s not made any more) where there are 3 answers, 1 is correct, 1 is incorrect but not stupid, and one is impossible (daft), which will soon become apparent.

Q: Which of these cycling events did {name of cyclist} win ?

Giro di Italia
La Vuelta de España
Frances de la Tour

There’s about 18 contestants but one woman put C because she was convinced Frances de la Tour was French for Tour de France.

Funny as ..