Things that are missing from eastlands?

My wishlist to the sheiks

200 mph Monorail to city centre that serves free beer by topless waitresses or a tram to city centre

Small people painted sky blue like city oompa loompas handing out beer and free sweeties for kids

A gypsy woman with a crystal ball in a small hut that always predicts a City win and is right every time

A giant aquarium walkway

A travelator instead of the spiral staircase - health incentive for City fans

Giant bouncy castles filled with top heavy stunners and ice cream and jelly - not a fetish ; )

A bear pit for naughty away fans
 
MadchesterCity said:
My wishlist to the sheiks

200 mph Monorail to city centre that serves free beer by topless waitresses or a tram to city centre

Small people painted sky blue like city oompa loompas handing out beer and free sweeties for kids

A gypsy woman with a crystal ball in a small hut that always predicts a City win and is right every time

A giant aquarium walkway

A travelator instead of the spiral staircase - health incentive for City fans

Giant bouncy castles filled with top heavy stunners and ice cream and jelly - not a fetish ; )

A bear pit for naughty away fans
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If the monorail is serving free beer by topless waitresses can we have it travelling at about two miles per hour instead of two hundred
 
scotty said:
Well stop fucking bitching then!
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Sorry again, Scotty. I really, really am the sorriest man in England right now.

I just don't think you understand how sorry I am, in all honesty.
 
bluevengence said:
MadchesterCity said:
My wishlist to the sheiks

200 mph Monorail to city centre that serves free beer by topless waitresses or a tram to city centre

Small people painted sky blue like city oompa loompas handing out beer and free sweeties for kids

A gypsy woman with a crystal ball in a small hut that always predicts a City win and is right every time

A giant aquarium walkway

A travelator instead of the spiral staircase - health incentive for City fans

Giant bouncy castles filled with top heavy stunners and ice cream and jelly - not a fetish ; )

A bear pit for naughty away fans
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If the monorail is serving free beer by topless waitresses can we have it travelling at about two miles per hour instead of two hundred
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Ok good point - mate - I'll see if I can ghet that sorted
 
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