Things your missus does that drive you to despair

[DiscoSteve]

her timeline for completing tasks (for me) is never the same as mine...

 

[richardtheref]

My good lady always leaves a damp towel on my side of the bed. Her excuse used to be that my side was nearer the mirror. However, this practice has continued even after we have moved everything round in the bedroom.

Also cannot get any of her dirty plates etc to the dish washer. Only ever manages to get things half way to the dish washer even when she has eaten in the dinning room which is only 12 paces from the kitchen (i have paced it out).

 

[Gorton_Tubster]

She judges footballers on their hair.

 

[DiscoSteve]

She judges footballers on their hair.

so never a fan of Danny Mills then?

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

"Take me out for a meal, your choice"

Alright love sound, what about *this place*?

"I don't like that"

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

Hats off to Kev for this thread as well, nice little venting spot that will probably cut the number of domestics in Blue households.

Then again I might get bollocked for taking my hat off.

 

[willipp]

Gets rediculously stressed out when going on holiday. We have to have packed at least one week before we go otherwise its a disaster. The house has to be fucking spotless whilst were away (its a shit tip the other 50 weeks so why its got to be clean when were not in it is beyond me).

We're going on holiday, its supposed to be a happy time. We go in two weeks and its already started.

 

[Phil1]

Speaks in a funny accent but other than that she's ok.

 

[Magicpole]

Whatever pain, niggle or injury I have she has one causing her far greater jip....leading to my phrase "are your balls aching as much as mine too"....with her standing retort being, "I should think so since mine are much larger than yours"........also she always has to have the last word...woman

I like her. :)

 

[talkativesprout]

I like her. :)

get round here quick, she has appalling taste in men.