Things your missus does that drive you to despair

[Magicpole]

This to me sums up the difference in how our minds work.

A different but equally fantastic woman.

2003 her sisters wedding booked for May 22nd. Fine that's great.

Celtic embark upon the UEFA cup after being booted out by Basle.

I go the Blackburn we win 2.0

I go to Stuttgart we go through 5.4 (after this game my mate applied on line for final tickets. We get 6, shot in the dark)

I go to Anfield we go through 3.1

I don't go to Boavista but even with that loss we win 1.0 and go through.

The date of the final, which we gave tickets for is the day before her sisters wedding.

Soon to be wife.

"Well, you can't go, it's Debbues wedding"

"Gail, if it was our wedding that clashed I would be rearranging the wedding to another time never mind your sisters"

"That is shocking m, it's my sisters wedding"

" I have followed my team for 35 years and the chances of us ever getting to a final again are lower than fuck all. I'm going to the game".

I went and although we lost it was one of the best experience of my football life.

Can you believe that shit though? Your girlfriends sisters wedding and being expected to pass up a ticket for a euro final?

Fuck me, different universe never mind planet,

 

[sickboyblue.1]

Comments/ moans about any mess when I'm doing any d.i.y around the house.. especially if I'm stripping wallpaper. "Look at all this fucking paper everywhere"!

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[Magicpole]

Comments/ moans about any mess when I'm doing any d.i.y around the house.. especially if I'm stripping wallpaper. "Look at all this fucking paper everywhere"!

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Forgetting she nagged the fucking arse of you to get it done. I'll wager.

 

[BimboBob]

This to me sums up the difference in how our minds work.

A different but equally fantastic woman.

2003 her sisters wedding booked for May 22nd. Fine that's great.

Celtic embark upon the UEFA cup after being booted out by Basle.

I go the Blackburn we win 2.0

I go to Stuttgart we go through 5.4 (after this game my mate applied on line for final tickets. We get 6, shot in the dark)

I go to Anfield we go through 3.1

I don't go to Boavista but even with that loss we win 1.0 and go through.

The date of the final, which we gave tickets for is the day before her sisters wedding.

Soon to be wife.

"Well, you can't go, it's Debbues wedding"

"Gail, if it was our wedding that clashed I would be rearranging the wedding to another time never mind your sisters"

"That is shocking m, it's my sisters wedding"

" I have followed my team for 35 years and the chances of us ever getting to a final again are lower than fuck all. I'm going to the game".

I went and although we lost it was one of the best experience of my football life.

Can you believe that shit though? Your girlfriends sisters wedding and being expected to pass up a ticket for a euro final?

Fuck me, different universe never mind planet,

It was only Celtic so you can understand where she was coming from.

If it was Rangers though...

 

[Big Swifty]

She says, as the evening meal is being prepared, "You won't be having a drink tonight, I take it?" and I feel guilty when I've downed the third Laphroaig

 

[talkativesprout]

Then she would absolutely love me. :)

you seem made for each other, want me to pick you up?....I have money and are prepared to pay :)

No man married or living with a woman who's had kids is allowed any sort of pain without the immortal line..............

"You don't know pain until you've experienced child birth"

All the fucking time.

**looks at feet, sagelike nodding in agreement

 

[Xiphos]

Serves chips with everything whether you want them or not

 

[Damocles]

No man married or living with a woman who's had kids is allowed any sort of pain without the immortal line..............

"You don't know pain until you've experienced child birth"

All the fucking time.

I usually respond that she doesn't know REAL pain unless she's lived with her.

 

[Banshee]

No man married or living with a woman who's had kids is allowed any sort of pain without the immortal line..............

"You don't know pain until you've experienced child birth"

All the fucking time.

Yeh, those women are annoying...

But, when women are showing the slightest sign of irritability, what man hasn't uttered some reference to her "female blessings"

All the feckin time and equally as annoying :)

 

[Lancet Fluke]

Mine leaves half drunk glasses and mugs all over the house

Yep, mine does that too.